At least Ahab had a clear and well defined goal
April 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
At least Ahab had a clear and well defined goal
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
March 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.
ISHMAEL: (comes home)
AHAB: (nervous) how was the sea
ISHMAEL: fine
AHAB: oh thank g —
ISHMAEL: ran into moby dick
AHAB: oh no
ISHMAEL: he mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
AHAB: (nervous) how was the sea
ISHMAEL: fine
AHAB: oh thank g —
ISHMAEL: ran into moby dick
AHAB: oh no
ISHMAEL: he mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
April 25, 2024 at 9:22 PM
ISHMAEL: (comes home)
AHAB: (nervous) how was the sea
ISHMAEL: fine
AHAB: oh thank g —
ISHMAEL: ran into moby dick
AHAB: oh no
ISHMAEL: he mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
AHAB: (nervous) how was the sea
ISHMAEL: fine
AHAB: oh thank g —
ISHMAEL: ran into moby dick
AHAB: oh no
ISHMAEL: he mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
Ahab really said a lot of fucked up cold shit to a whale that doesn't speak English
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ahab really said a lot of fucked up cold shit to a whale that doesn't speak English
stricken, blasted, if he be, Ahab has his humanities!
September 25, 2026 at 10:47 AM
stricken, blasted, if he be, Ahab has his humanities!
AHAB includes all whaling ship captains.
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
AHAB includes all whaling ship captains.
me : no it's ACAB, can you say ACAB
moby dick: AHAB
moby dick: AHAB
March 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
me : no it's ACAB, can you say ACAB
moby dick: AHAB
moby dick: AHAB
AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth
July 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM
AHAB stands for assigned harpoon at birth
Everyone's got a little luck ritual to help them out before a game! For Ahab, its a little bird friend in their shoe~
Patron reward for Ahab!
#nommzart
Patron reward for Ahab!
#nommzart
August 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Everyone's got a little luck ritual to help them out before a game! For Ahab, its a little bird friend in their shoe~
Patron reward for Ahab!
#nommzart
Patron reward for Ahab!
#nommzart
I hate this more than Ahab hated that damn whale.
This AI-loving newspaper editor is teaching young journalists a valuable lesson: editors can be dumbasses
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
www.cleveland.com/news/2026/02...
Journalism schools are teaching fear of the future: Letter from the Editor
Journalism schools lag in teaching AI, crucial for modern reporting, which aids in efficient news gathering and frees reporters for fieldwork.
www.cleveland.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I hate this more than Ahab hated that damn whale.
October 21, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Captain Ahab, reluctantly brought to the beach.
August 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Captain Ahab, reluctantly brought to the beach.
“Okay, okay, little Ahab. … Which one is it going to be?”
April 7, 2026 at 3:36 PM
“Okay, okay, little Ahab. … Which one is it going to be?”
AHAB
All
Health Insurance Providers
Are
Bastards
All
Health Insurance Providers
Are
Bastards
December 11, 2024 at 3:25 PM
AHAB
All
Health Insurance Providers
Are
Bastards
All
Health Insurance Providers
Are
Bastards
A chinkin piece depicting Captain Ahab by chinkin artist Kasuga. Simply beautiful.
Chinkin involves carving directly into the urushi surface, so there is very little room for error. We hoped to apply this design to a pen, but discovered that working on such a curved surface would be very difficult.
Chinkin involves carving directly into the urushi surface, so there is very little room for error. We hoped to apply this design to a pen, but discovered that working on such a curved surface would be very difficult.
September 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
A chinkin piece depicting Captain Ahab by chinkin artist Kasuga. Simply beautiful.
Chinkin involves carving directly into the urushi surface, so there is very little room for error. We hoped to apply this design to a pen, but discovered that working on such a curved surface would be very difficult.
Chinkin involves carving directly into the urushi surface, so there is very little room for error. We hoped to apply this design to a pen, but discovered that working on such a curved surface would be very difficult.
i still think this shirt is funny
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mobydickenergy.threadless.com/designs/ahab...
AHAB but make it metal Men's T-Shirt | Moby Dick Energy
AHAB but make it metal on Men's T-Shirt – Captain Ahab shirt but it looks like a rock band shirt. Pretty cool.
mobydickenergy.threadless.com
August 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i still think this shirt is funny
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Acab, Asap und Ahab waren drei Brüder, die ihren Unterhalt im Diskursgewerbe verdingten.
May 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Acab, Asap und Ahab waren drei Brüder, die ihren Unterhalt im Diskursgewerbe verdingten.
Ahab in a jock!
(Kofi underwear doodles 2025)
(Kofi underwear doodles 2025)
July 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ahab in a jock!
(Kofi underwear doodles 2025)
(Kofi underwear doodles 2025)
Ahab fuming rn, seething
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ahab fuming rn, seething
Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed
July 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed
AHAB includes the white whale in your head. is this anything
June 13, 2024 at 1:22 AM
AHAB includes the white whale in your head. is this anything
BigNoseGirl Comix – Ahab
May 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
BigNoseGirl Comix – Ahab