#ALoP
The AI Alop doesn’t help
July 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom
September 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
ai alop!
July 12, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Primary every Democrat! [someone primaries a democrat] no not like that
April 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Wop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom
Tutti frutti, oh rutti
Tutti frutti, woo!
Tutti frutti, oh rutti
Tutti frutti, oh rutti
Tutti frutti, oh rutti
Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bom-bom
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
It doesn't seem as haunted when there are people on it. But it's probably still haunted. bsky.app/profile/alop...
The teens knew we were meddling with forces beyond our comprehension
August 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Meanwhile, Chicago’s approach to active transportation:
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The flattening of "if I don't like it" to "it is garbage/an industry plant/shilling/alop/etc" is truly a biblical level curse on humanity's ability to communicate
July 20, 2026 at 1:42 AM
(tremulous baby voice, over distant broken synth chords) “Awop... bop... a... loo... mop... alop... bam... boom...”
True Detective season finale night. America braces itself for the answer to the big mystery: Can the music choices still get worse?
February 19, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Pourquoi #Tiphain€_Z€z€utin€.187Md$leCUL est une GROSSE $ALOP€??? #Polyacid€$ #Nike

Ma MEILLEURE ANCIENNE NEO+ AMIE VOUS EXPLIQUE à la CLOP€🚬
April 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Why the fuck are we making ai alop of hot, big boobed ladies?

WE HAVE THOSE. THEY ARE REAL! AND we have hot, big tiddies SWers you can support instead!

#fuckAi #allmyhomieshateAi
September 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You're not yet sure what you should do at the end of September 2025? Come to our #ALOP workshop at @unitrier.bsky.social. #ALOP is in its 9th year. After 7 international workshops & 8 autumn schools, this will be our final international workshop hosted by #ALOP:

alop.uni-trier.de/event/intern...
International Workshop on Algorithmic Optimization | ALOP
alop.uni-trier.de
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
angry with the beach boys that they did not prepare me for this
bsky.app/profile/alop...
I can excuse Michigan City right on the northern border but I draw the line at Michigantown outside Kokomo
Michigantown, Indiana
Population: 452
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michigantown,_Indiana
April 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Looks a little different than summer bsky.app/profile/alop...
Sounding the FLW klaxon 🚨🚨🚨 it’s the Francis W. Little house (1903), one of Wright’s earlier forays into the Prairie Style. Wright would later design a masterpiece vacation home for the Littles in Minnesota, which was tragically demolished in 1972.
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
let the stupid ai alop button finally be the thing that makes JP users abandon Twitter

let it crash and burn
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A #MusicChallenge of songs under 2 minutes 50 seconds

At 2:23

Awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bam-bom

Tutti Frutti -
Little Richard

youtu.be/Cj059o9OwqY?...
Little Richard - Tutti Frutti (1956)
YouTube video by the rockabillie
youtu.be
July 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Les ludivines
ON LES AIME!!
Gimme MORE!! Gimme MORE!! Gimme MORE!!

#$up€r$tar
#$up€r$alop€

#GimmeMORE
#Ludivin€$ol€il☀️👱‍♀️
#R€inedelaClop€🚬💨
March 5, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Your honor, with all due respect, awop-bop-a-loo-mop, alop bom bom
Your honor, with all due respect, I wanna thank you falettinme be mice elf again.
Your honor, with all due respect, I drove my chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
July 6, 2024 at 3:26 AM
all the twenty-five cent words
meant for this poem
went instead into the juke box…

awop-bop-a-loo-mop alop-bam-boom.

#vss365
February 20, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Pourquoi #Tiphain€_Z€z€utin€.187Md$leCUL est une GROSSE $ALOP€??? #Polyacid€$ #Nike

Allons EVA___ cest ma petite COPINE pas besoin de t'emporter.
#NEO-REALITE
April 17, 2026 at 2:00 PM
literally me, toting around my enormous U-lock on a ten mile recreational ride "just in case"

bsky.app/profile/alop...
I think I convinced myself I always need the heavy lock because What If I have a serious breakdown somewhere far away and have to leave the bike behind and come back later? Which is a very stupid thing to worry about while also carrying a repair kit and being surrounded by public transport
July 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
'Awop-bop-aloobop alop-bam-boom!': Why Little Richard's hit song Tutti Frutti was so risqué
'Awop-bop-aloobop alop-bam-boom!': Why Little Richard's hit song Tutti Frutti was so risqué
When the single was released in 1955, it was a big hit – but only after the original lyrics were changed. In 1972, the singer told the BBC that "there's nothing bad" about his music.
www.bbc.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Elle se dissimule mes amies, prête à s'emparer de vos finances et vos titres.
Heureusement #J€rin€Milliard$ est là pour vous la re-présenter correctement quand elle aura expié.
Passe une bonne journée bunnie.
un cris de vachette à genou tous les quart d'heure.(ton quotidien $alop€
#numerique.PRO
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It is remarkably easy for the cops to manufacture excuses to work around the prohibition on assisting with immigration enforcement
Border Patrol called cops on this man and claimed he was trying to ram them. The man denied it to CPD and in a Tribune interview. He was let go. The livestream video doesn’t show the man attempting to ram anyone on LSD
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM