Dammit it’s already happening
April 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Dammit it’s already happening
Imagine an allbirds stomping on a car dealership owner face, forever
Recognize that the PMC are the revolutionary class and begin planning accordingly.
what do we do with a labor situation where arguably the most class conscious and unionized sector are people that had to attend multiple years of post-HS education to do their jobs, but are nonetheless wage laborers?
October 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Imagine an allbirds stomping on a car dealership owner face, forever
This isn't funny, shoe companies only do this when they're in extreme distress
aftermath.site/allbirds-ai/
aftermath.site/allbirds-ai/
April 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
This isn't funny, shoe companies only do this when they're in extreme distress
aftermath.site/allbirds-ai/
aftermath.site/allbirds-ai/
Is Dabo wearing Allbirds, his pastor’s not gonna like that
October 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is Dabo wearing Allbirds, his pastor’s not gonna like that
Wait, the shoe company...?
*ALLBIRDS ANNOUNCES EXPANSION INTO AI COMPUTE INFRASTRUCTURE
*ALLBIRDS ANNOUNCES EXPANSION INTO AI COMPUTE INFRASTRUCTURE
April 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Wait, the shoe company...?
*ALLBIRDS ANNOUNCES EXPANSION INTO AI COMPUTE INFRASTRUCTURE
*ALLBIRDS ANNOUNCES EXPANSION INTO AI COMPUTE INFRASTRUCTURE
I simply refuse to take the U.S. business community seriously
Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300%
Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.
www.cnbc.com
April 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
I simply refuse to take the U.S. business community seriously
Ohhhhh so Allbirds sold all their IP to someone else and this is a zombie company that got funding to "do AI" and use the name, got it
Allbirds Signs Definitive Asset Purchase Agreement with American Exchange Group | Allbirds, Inc.
Cancels Upcoming Fourth Quarter 2025 Earnings Call SAN FRANCISCO, March 30, 2026 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Allbirds, Inc. (NASDAQ: BIRD) today announced that it has entered into a definitive agreement with ...
ir.allbirds.com
April 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Ohhhhh so Allbirds sold all their IP to someone else and this is a zombie company that got funding to "do AI" and use the name, got it
There is no reason for you to not have the career of your dreams, this human Allbirds shoe gets paid why not you
June 30, 2026 at 2:36 PM
There is no reason for you to not have the career of your dreams, this human Allbirds shoe gets paid why not you
Allbirds announced they’re an AI company now.
April 15, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Allbirds announced they’re an AI company now.
Allbirds Pivots To AI https://theonion.com/allbirds-pivots-to-ai/
April 17, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Allbirds Pivots To AI https://theonion.com/allbirds-pivots-to-ai/
Allbirds, the AI compute infrastructure solutions provider?
April 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Allbirds, the AI compute infrastructure solutions provider?
For some reason this has caused me to start muttering “well I’m an Allbirds Republican”
If you don’t believe we are in a bubble you are in denial
April 15, 2026 at 3:50 PM
For some reason this has caused me to start muttering “well I’m an Allbirds Republican”
i love allbirds
i would like my government supervisors to know that i now think slim fit is good, dress sneakers are great, and "fun socks" are cool
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i love allbirds
Everything is fucking dumb all the time now
April 15, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Everything is fucking dumb all the time now
The worlds first size 27 formal Allbirds
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The worlds first size 27 formal Allbirds
hey remember that shoe company that pivoted to AI
September 20, 2026 at 4:03 AM
hey remember that shoe company that pivoted to AI
could have bought a home in a walkable neighborhood today if i wasn't so snobbish 😔
April 15, 2026 at 11:07 PM
could have bought a home in a walkable neighborhood today if i wasn't so snobbish 😔
this Allbirds-pivoting-to-Artificial-Intelligence thing is funny because Allbirds' whole thing was "wool is natural!" and also because are you fucking kidding me
Allbirds said it will pivot from footwear to artificial intelligence, backed by a $50 million financing deal and a planned rebrand as NewBird AI.
S.F. shoe brand Allbirds says it will become an AI company, sending shares soaring
Allbirds said it will pivot from footwear to artificial intelligence, backed by a $50 million financing deal and a planned rebrand as NewBird AI.
bit.ly
April 16, 2026 at 11:23 PM
this Allbirds-pivoting-to-Artificial-Intelligence thing is funny because Allbirds' whole thing was "wool is natural!" and also because are you fucking kidding me
Lol. Allbirds is organized as a public benefit corporation because nothing matters anymore. Words and laws don't mean anything.
Allbirds announces stunning pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300%
Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.
www.cnbc.com
April 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Lol. Allbirds is organized as a public benefit corporation because nothing matters anymore. Words and laws don't mean anything.
Juvenile Double Crested Cormorant....in a park in Simcoe, Ontario.
#birds #allbirds #cormorant #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
#birds #allbirds #cormorant #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Juvenile Double Crested Cormorant....in a park in Simcoe, Ontario.
#birds #allbirds #cormorant #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
#birds #allbirds #cormorant #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
Cute little juvenile Song Sparrow. Toronto Jun 11th
#sparrow #songsparrow #birds #allbirds #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
#sparrow #songsparrow #birds #allbirds #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
June 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Cute little juvenile Song Sparrow. Toronto Jun 11th
#sparrow #songsparrow #birds #allbirds #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
#sparrow #songsparrow #birds #allbirds #nature #naturephotography #photography #Canada
L + ratio + allbirds
An absolute gem of a review for what sounds like a turd of a book. One wonderful line: "...while reading “Next to Heaven,” I sometimes thought I could feel individual cells in my body trying to die."
www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
James Frey’s New Cancelled-Guy Sex Novel Is as Bad as It Sounds
With a status-obsessed comeback book, the author of the fabricated memoir “A Million Little Pieces” attempts to rebrand.
www.newyorker.com
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
L + ratio + allbirds
the bubble is so ready to burst
Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300%
Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.
www.cnbc.com
April 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
the bubble is so ready to burst
Well, so much for the Allbirds rebrand.
L, sayonara
L, sayonara
August 25, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Well, so much for the Allbirds rebrand.
L, sayonara
L, sayonara
Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."
April 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."