“Oh nice thanks dude.” - Mrs. Cratchit, seeing the huge unplucked Christmas goose from Scrooge
December 26, 2024 at 1:43 AM
“Oh nice thanks dude.” - Mrs. Cratchit, seeing the huge unplucked Christmas goose from Scrooge
The Cratchits can afford things - even in their poverty - that the medieval peasant could not. I mean, this is what Bob Cratchit is supposed to look like with Tiny Tim and *my goodness* look at all of that textile he is wearing!
Cloth got *way cheaper* but that doesn't make Cratchit rich.
Cloth got *way cheaper* but that doesn't make Cratchit rich.
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Cratchits can afford things - even in their poverty - that the medieval peasant could not. I mean, this is what Bob Cratchit is supposed to look like with Tiny Tim and *my goodness* look at all of that textile he is wearing!
Cloth got *way cheaper* but that doesn't make Cratchit rich.
Cloth got *way cheaper* but that doesn't make Cratchit rich.
cratchit also had live-in help
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
cratchit also had live-in help
“I’ve been overpaying that wastrel Bob Cratchit” says Scrooge
“now for a good night’s sleep”
“now for a good night’s sleep”
April 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
“I’ve been overpaying that wastrel Bob Cratchit” says Scrooge
“now for a good night’s sleep”
“now for a good night’s sleep”
can’t wait for the version where scrooge replaces bob cratchit with AI
September 1, 2026 at 12:03 AM
can’t wait for the version where scrooge replaces bob cratchit with AI
not gonna lie Bob Cratchit probably had low T.
September 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
not gonna lie Bob Cratchit probably had low T.
"Bob Cratchit," I said. "Is Ezra Miller available?" my partner said.
September 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
"Bob Cratchit," I said. "Is Ezra Miller available?" my partner said.
It's like the scene at the end of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge pretends he's about to fire Bob Cratchit and instead gives him a raise, except Bob Cratchit deserved a raise www.thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-...
Elon Musk’s Trillion-Dollar Payday
Who wants to be a trillionaire!
www.thebulwark.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's like the scene at the end of A Christmas Carol where Scrooge pretends he's about to fire Bob Cratchit and instead gives him a raise, except Bob Cratchit deserved a raise www.thebulwark.com/p/elon-musk-...
This is Emmy worth casting for Cratchit
December 17, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This is Emmy worth casting for Cratchit
Pedro Pascal INHABITS Bob Cratchit
So what I’m hearing is that Pedro Pascal would like to do a show at the Guthrie and WHO IS STOPPING THIS LET THE MAN COOK.
Pedro Pascal declares Minneapolis is his favorite city in the US youtu.be/P6WUD8NHqLg?...
May 24, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Pedro Pascal INHABITS Bob Cratchit
NECA The Muppet Christmas Carol Bob Cratchit & Tiny Tim reveal via Toycollectr magazine.
June 1, 2026 at 12:47 PM
NECA The Muppet Christmas Carol Bob Cratchit & Tiny Tim reveal via Toycollectr magazine.
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
Yep, of course I'm watching The Muppet Christmas Carol right now
December 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Yep, of course I'm watching The Muppet Christmas Carol right now
the pay cratchit got works out to nearly triple minimum wage
December 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the pay cratchit got works out to nearly triple minimum wage
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bob Cratchit five minutes after the end of A Christmas Carol
it's called Bob Cratchit Couture
recession indicator (attempt to make wearing all your clothes, so you don't have to pay a baggage fee fashionable)
Men’s designers proposed extremely layered looks — shirts on top of shirts, socks on top of socks — on the fall runways.
September 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
it's called Bob Cratchit Couture
say what you like about Ebenezer Scrooge, he did not demand fawning from Bob Cratchit
February 13, 2024 at 1:01 AM
say what you like about Ebenezer Scrooge, he did not demand fawning from Bob Cratchit
Neca making a figure set that I might HAVE to buy
July 23, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Neca making a figure set that I might HAVE to buy
Did you know?...
Just as Kermit the Frog is the "actor" who played Bob Cratchit in The Muppet Christmas Carol, two "actors" named Miranda and Melinda played Betina and Belinda Cratchit, despite not having been previously established Muppets.
Just as Kermit the Frog is the "actor" who played Bob Cratchit in The Muppet Christmas Carol, two "actors" named Miranda and Melinda played Betina and Belinda Cratchit, despite not having been previously established Muppets.
December 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Did you know?...
Just as Kermit the Frog is the "actor" who played Bob Cratchit in The Muppet Christmas Carol, two "actors" named Miranda and Melinda played Betina and Belinda Cratchit, despite not having been previously established Muppets.
Just as Kermit the Frog is the "actor" who played Bob Cratchit in The Muppet Christmas Carol, two "actors" named Miranda and Melinda played Betina and Belinda Cratchit, despite not having been previously established Muppets.
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
none of this would’ve happened if Bob Cratchit hadn’t vaccinated Tiny Tim
August 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
none of this would’ve happened if Bob Cratchit hadn’t vaccinated Tiny Tim