HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes.
HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The reason there aren't ghosts is because ghosts are immaterial and thus do not move along with the earth as it orbits the sun
April 5, 2026 at 3:50 AM
HORATIO: Look, my lord, it comes.
HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAMLET’S DAD’S GHOST: (rockets past at inconceivable speed) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Today’s bit of verse: Hamlet’s famous monologue from Shakespeare’s Hamlet
#lunchpoems
#lunchpoems
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Today’s bit of verse: Hamlet’s famous monologue from Shakespeare’s Hamlet
#lunchpoems
#lunchpoems
April 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
hamlet’s problem is that he realized that moms have sex.
March 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
hamlet’s problem is that he realized that moms have sex.
one of hamlet's most famous scenes literally has a joke about eating pussy, what else do the teens want from literature
if you can’t get a kid on the hook using a little educational tool called ‘Baz Luhrmann’s Romeo + Juliet’ then that is the skill issue to beat all skill issues
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
one of hamlet's most famous scenes literally has a joke about eating pussy, what else do the teens want from literature
hamlet’s bestie keeping track of all the damsels hamlet banged. call that a horacio.
October 30, 2024 at 2:14 AM
hamlet’s bestie keeping track of all the damsels hamlet banged. call that a horacio.
🤍 Are you admiring Hamlet's boobies, dear?
🖤 Are you not??
🖤 Are you not??
March 26, 2026 at 7:43 PM
🤍 Are you admiring Hamlet's boobies, dear?
🖤 Are you not??
🖤 Are you not??
Meet my hero today
@hamletmachine.bsky.social
Hamlet's work always are the great inspiration for me. I read her works for years now 💖
@hamletmachine.bsky.social
Hamlet's work always are the great inspiration for me. I read her works for years now 💖
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Meet my hero today
@hamletmachine.bsky.social
Hamlet's work always are the great inspiration for me. I read her works for years now 💖
@hamletmachine.bsky.social
Hamlet's work always are the great inspiration for me. I read her works for years now 💖
Hamlet’s Hit Points
June 8, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Hamlet’s Hit Points
Kind of cool the way WS uses the word "sleep" five times in seven lines in Hamlet's thing.
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Kind of cool the way WS uses the word "sleep" five times in seven lines in Hamlet's thing.
Long, long, LONG, l o n g day at work today. 🙃 Hamlet's my mood rn.
March 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Long, long, LONG, l o n g day at work today. 🙃 Hamlet's my mood rn.
Jon Moxley swinging at ghosts after a hard hitting shot from Anthony Bowens as #AEWCollision continues on TNT and HBO Max
April 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i did the math hamlet's ghost would cross the stage in three milliseconds
April 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
i did the math hamlet's ghost would cross the stage in three milliseconds
One fell out of the nest
August 15, 2025 at 10:45 AM
One fell out of the nest
okay but what if hamlet's dad just kinda deserved it
May 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
okay but what if hamlet's dad just kinda deserved it
Swan School for the #BirdOfTheDay theme, #Swans. They were raised in one of the moats surrounding Kronborg Castle (a/k/a Hamlet’s Castle) in Denmark. #EastCoastKin #Birds
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Swan School for the #BirdOfTheDay theme, #Swans. They were raised in one of the moats surrounding Kronborg Castle (a/k/a Hamlet’s Castle) in Denmark. #EastCoastKin #Birds
Day 15: Alas! My favourite long lost Lego mini figure. #100daysprojectscotland
June 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Day 15: Alas! My favourite long lost Lego mini figure. #100daysprojectscotland
C'est très très con... mais ça me va..!!
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤩
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤩
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
C'est très très con... mais ça me va..!!
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤩
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤣🤩
Hamlet's Make a Deal
A Midsummer Night’s Dream Home Makeover
The Merry Wives of Win, Lose, or Draw
June 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Hamlet's Make a Deal
He’s big, he’s bad, he murdered Hamlet’s dad, Claudioooooo, Claudiooooooo
September 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He’s big, he’s bad, he murdered Hamlet’s dad, Claudioooooo, Claudiooooooo
Preorders have opened for Hamlet’s GM Screen. My follow-up to Hamlet’s Hit Points breaks story moments at the gaming table into their constituent beats, providing actionable GM advice.
Hamlet’s GM Screen – pre-order
Turn Theory into Practice At Your Gaming Table Ever since the 2010 publication of Hamlet’s Hit Points, readers of that seminal introduction to storytelling for tabletop roleplayers have been clamor…
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July 6, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Preorders have opened for Hamlet’s GM Screen. My follow-up to Hamlet’s Hit Points breaks story moments at the gaming table into their constituent beats, providing actionable GM advice.
Hamlet's work is ALWAYS amazing, but jeez louise my monsterfucker heart with this one... So hardcore yet so soft?! I love it here.
PAIN KILLER 2: BUG HUNT digital comic now on sale:
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In Pain Killer 2: Bug Hunt, Juan is sent to the bug underworld to fight, but things don't go as planned.. will he be able to survive and return to Shema?🐛🔞
110+ pg queer hardcore nsfw, sensitive themes, bugs
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In Pain Killer 2: Bug Hunt, Juan is sent to the bug underworld to fight, but things don't go as planned.. will he be able to survive and return to Shema?🐛🔞
110+ pg queer hardcore nsfw, sensitive themes, bugs
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Hamlet's work is ALWAYS amazing, but jeez louise my monsterfucker heart with this one... So hardcore yet so soft?! I love it here.
I tried to recall
Hamlet's famed #soliloquy--
It was NOT to be.
#vss365 #Soliloquy #Hamlet #Shakespeare #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
Hamlet's famed #soliloquy--
It was NOT to be.
#vss365 #Soliloquy #Hamlet #Shakespeare #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I tried to recall
Hamlet's famed #soliloquy--
It was NOT to be.
#vss365 #Soliloquy #Hamlet #Shakespeare #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
Hamlet's famed #soliloquy--
It was NOT to be.
#vss365 #Soliloquy #Hamlet #Shakespeare #HaikuChallenge #Haiku #Senryu #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #Humor #Humour #LightVerse #Poets #PoetryCommunity
Well I have a theory that Yorick was Hamlet’s real father.
It’s even in a musical no one will ever do because it’s called Death The Musical!
It’s even in a musical no one will ever do because it’s called Death The Musical!
- What if the line were slightly sadder?
- What if it were also a little funny?
- Can something be tragic and funny? I shall invent this.
- What if it were also a little funny?
- Can something be tragic and funny? I shall invent this.
What I Imagine William Shakespeare Thought Every Time He Rewrote the Same Scene Over and Over Again
“Wait. What if the skull has a name?”
buff.ly
May 21, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Well I have a theory that Yorick was Hamlet’s real father.
It’s even in a musical no one will ever do because it’s called Death The Musical!
It’s even in a musical no one will ever do because it’s called Death The Musical!