#INeedADrink
Today I watched 2 homebodys getting a shared car. I've deduced, they live 8 minutes walking from everything they will ever use but still need heated seats, 4 wheel drive, and cruise control. (-.-)? I will forever wonder what they picked and why.
#peoplewatching #ineedadrink #howwillthisend
September 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Yup, that kind of day already…🍸 #drinking #cocktail #Bluesky #ineedadrink #funny
August 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Solidarity to all the parents of high schoolers who are doing AP testing this week and next week.
#lawdhavemercy #ineedadrink
May 6, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Had a student this morning tell me to “shut (my) mouth” because I asked him to not watch wrestling videos at school. This isn’t the first time I’ve caught him, nor the first time he’s talked back to me.

#TeacherLife #INeedADrink
March 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 PM
To anyone who is sticking with “Dry January” while all this crazy shit is going on: well done! 👏🏼

#dryjanuary #trumpmadness #crazyworld #ineedadrink
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Inside you there are two wolves. No. Inside me is a pack, that keeps its population high.

Two of them have names and they are twins.

Schadenfreude and Cherophobia.

It’s exhausting.

#mentalhealth #innerpeace #selfhelp #causalityloop #happyhour #ineedadrink
December 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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August 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Im gonna need the US government to stop giving me so much damn material to work with, thanks.

#writing #dystopia #novel #politics #fdt #ineedadrink
July 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Trump is asking aides if they think Musk's behavior could be tied to his alleged drug use." That's the chyron on CNN right now.
June 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Mitkä bileet kestää 2h joiden aikana osa oksentaa, osa ulostaa housunsa, linnunpoikaset tulee tallatuksi ja lopuksi vielä itketään ja raivotaan niin että lokitkin pelkää? Ja selvinpäin. No tietenkin: 8v synttärit pihaleikkien merkeissä. Woodstock jää kakkoseksi. #INeedADrink
June 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How we all feel after a day of Canadian fire smoke triggering an Air Quality Alert followed by heavy thunderstorms.

#photography #flowers #bloomscrolling #airqualityalert #AQI175 #ineedadrink
June 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Started this post lots of times, I don’t feel #proud of myself a lot but today is 4 years #sober for me. I worked hard to remain #DrinkFree, there has been and still are #sadly many times I feel “ #INeedADrink ” but that isn’t something I ever want to do to myself again.
May 15, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The next time I get a silly notion like “I think I’ll make traditional linzer cookies for an entire team at Apple HQ”, could you all please shout at me that there’s a reason I haven’t made the damn ornery things in two decades? Thanks. 😆

#Baking #SwearingWhilstBaking
#INeedADrink
#TooManyCookies
April 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This is not a joke:
Raise your hand if you knew that Gutzom Borglum, who sculpted Mount Rushmore, was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. These are the kinds of things you learn when you spend a stray half an hour with your ex-husband who decides to pop in on his way to somewhere else.
#INeedADrink
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is how I feel after all the news and politics of today. #canadafirst #ineedadrink #calgontakemeaway #tariffs #carney
March 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Worse would be if they published the passwords and they turned out to be "Pa$$word", "Qwerty1334!", "MarcoRubioRules!", "Ineedadrink"
March 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
His password is “ineedadrink”?
March 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I just took my goddaughter to the Crayola experience for her birthday, and that has reaffirmed my desire to never have children. To those who have children, you are fucking superheroes. #childfree #proudauntie #ineedadrink #CrayolaExperience
March 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Apparently, summer has decided it isn't quite done yet...
#Barossa #Weather #INeedADrink #SouthAustralia #EndlessSummer
March 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Legit watching Ghostbusters as a palate cleanser from The Coffee Table. I couldn't think of a more comforting movie.
#Ghostbusters #palatecleanser #ineedadrink
March 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM