1 year ago ISIS attacked theatre in Moscow.
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
March 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
1 year ago ISIS attacked theatre in Moscow.
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
Americans Glad ISIS Defeated Or Something
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December 9, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Americans Glad ISIS Defeated Or Something
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that’s it. I’m joining isis
April 2, 2024 at 10:50 PM
that’s it. I’m joining isis
Man Souring On ISIS After Reading ‘Controversies’ Section Of Militant Group’s Wikipedia https://theonion.com/man-souring-on-isis-after-reading-controversies-section-of-militant-groups-wikipedia/
June 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Man Souring On ISIS After Reading ‘Controversies’ Section Of Militant Group’s Wikipedia https://theonion.com/man-souring-on-isis-after-reading-controversies-section-of-militant-groups-wikipedia/
So this is how ISIS talks
Bovino: "We're ratcheting operations up in Chicago. That's a very corrupt system in Chicago. Whether it's those elected leaders like Pritzker or those out of control judges, Chicago needs some attention. You're gonna see some very dynamic operations."
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So this is how ISIS talks
OTD in 2024 ISIS attacked a theatre in Moscow.
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
March 22, 2026 at 10:42 AM
OTD in 2024 ISIS attacked a theatre in Moscow.
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
🇺🇸: ISIS is about to attack you
🇷🇺: LIARS!!
ISIS: We attacked you
🇷🇺: it was 🇺🇦
🇺🇦: It wasn’t us
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: Here is van with 🇺🇦 plates!
Everyone: The van is from 🇧🇾
ISIS: It was us
🇷🇺: It was 🇺🇸&🇺🇦
ISIS: For fuck's sake!!
Wtf going on w furrys on instagram bro 😭
October 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Wtf going on w furrys on instagram bro 😭
Isis Theatre
Winamac, IN
Winamac, IN
September 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Isis Theatre
Winamac, IN
Winamac, IN
We call this "ISIS-posting"
Trump says Iran has 48 hours to open up the Strait of Hormuz, “before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD!”
April 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
We call this "ISIS-posting"
Just straight up ISIS shit
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Just straight up ISIS shit
The longer this war goes on, the more we look like ISIS.
October 27, 2025 at 8:03 AM
The longer this war goes on, the more we look like ISIS.
we've got Evangelical Christian ISIS right now, which can only be stopped by Mormon ISIS. once that gets out of hands we'll have to bring in regular ISIS to confront them, and then we bring in the Apoists to knock out that ISIS and finally bring democratic confederalism to this benighted land
February 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
we've got Evangelical Christian ISIS right now, which can only be stopped by Mormon ISIS. once that gets out of hands we'll have to bring in regular ISIS to confront them, and then we bring in the Apoists to knock out that ISIS and finally bring democratic confederalism to this benighted land
MAGA•ISIS = same thing.
November 17, 2024 at 9:48 PM
MAGA•ISIS = same thing.
ISIS would never make a bluesky account
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
October 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
ISIS would never make a bluesky account
something something do not hand it to isis
September 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
something something do not hand it to isis
Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who commanded U.S. troops in Iraq, says the withdrawal could strengthen Iran and leave Iraq more vulnerable to ISIS. n.pr/3VYljaM
Retired general who led troops in Iraq warns U.S. exit may give Iran, ISIS an opening
Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who commanded U.S. troops in Iraq, says the withdrawal could strengthen Iran and leave Iraq more vulnerable to ISIS.
n.pr
September 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Retired Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who commanded U.S. troops in Iraq, says the withdrawal could strengthen Iran and leave Iraq more vulnerable to ISIS. n.pr/3VYljaM
Leavitt claims Trump destroyed ISIS days after an ISIS attack killed 3 Americans and then pivots to blaming Biden
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Leavitt claims Trump destroyed ISIS days after an ISIS attack killed 3 Americans and then pivots to blaming Biden
Mormon ISIS is one of the better case scenarios right now
They're going to create lib Mormon ISIS
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Mormon ISIS is one of the better case scenarios right now
September 15, 2024 at 1:34 AM
dril isis tweet etc
May 9, 2026 at 1:12 PM
dril isis tweet etc
Donald Trump: the president who destroyed ISIS in record time in his first term and also the president who is boldly taking on the ISIS terrorists in his second term.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Donald Trump: the president who destroyed ISIS in record time in his first term and also the president who is boldly taking on the ISIS terrorists in his second term.
ICEs = ISIS
If it masks like it and kills like it…
MAGA is American ISIS, y’all.
If it masks like it and kills like it…
MAGA is American ISIS, y’all.
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
ICEs = ISIS
If it masks like it and kills like it…
MAGA is American ISIS, y’all.
If it masks like it and kills like it…
MAGA is American ISIS, y’all.
Yes, ICE and ISIS sound the same, but they are different. They are state-sponsored terrorists sponsored by different states.
March 2, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yes, ICE and ISIS sound the same, but they are different. They are state-sponsored terrorists sponsored by different states.