update: male loneliness epidemic solved
September 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
update: male loneliness epidemic solved
January 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
February 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Area Loser Declared Patient Zero In Loneliness Epidemic
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December 11, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Area Loser Declared Patient Zero In Loneliness Epidemic
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male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
July 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM
male loneliness epidemic is here to stay
I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic
Check this shit out motherfucker
*embargoes own country*
*embargoes own country*
August 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'm calling it the mail loneliness epidemic
Proof that the "male loneliness epidemic" is self inflicted.
June 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Proof that the "male loneliness epidemic" is self inflicted.
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness
it’s male unpleasantness
it’s male unpleasantness
August 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
scientists finally found the cause of male loneliness
it’s male unpleasantness
it’s male unpleasantness
Mail Loneliness Epidemic
September 28, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Mail Loneliness Epidemic
this is so despicable, if we thought the loneliness epidemic was already bad, now we have the richest most powerful companies encouraging loneliness. these tech CEOs want us to only have ai friends
May 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this is so despicable, if we thought the loneliness epidemic was already bad, now we have the richest most powerful companies encouraging loneliness. these tech CEOs want us to only have ai friends
In the 90s, I genuinely thought the Internet would cure loneliness. But it turns out that for me anyway the Internet addresses loneliness the way alcohol addresses anxiety.
April 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In the 90s, I genuinely thought the Internet would cure loneliness. But it turns out that for me anyway the Internet addresses loneliness the way alcohol addresses anxiety.
August 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Of male loneliness:
July 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Of male loneliness:
is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious
September 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious
A perfect encapsulation of the “male loneliness crisis”
![Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"
Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreiagl3tmxesoqw6lydhcwey52rczco3joc2m4x3kz4yv7ojrekk6ci)
December 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A perfect encapsulation of the “male loneliness crisis”
Loneliness...
A disease that gets worse every day...
A disease that gets worse every day...
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Loneliness...
A disease that gets worse every day...
A disease that gets worse every day...
There’s a cure for the male loneliness epidemic and it involves being unapologetically weird.
July 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
There’s a cure for the male loneliness epidemic and it involves being unapologetically weird.
February 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now.
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
April 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I must confess that my loneliness is killing me now.
