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kevinblades.com
It’s not #bazzite unless it’s from the Baz region of France. Otherwise it’s just Sparkling Fedora. #linuxhumor
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March 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
matt-camp.com
“Nix is the worst form of package management, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.”
— Probably you, after rebuilding your system for the 37th time and it actually worked perfectly. #NixOS #DevLife #ReproducibleBuilds #Flakes #NixLang #InfraAsCode #LinuxHumor
April 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
moir4.bsky.social
ubuntu imo #Ubuntu #LinuxHumor #TechTok #LinuxMemes #UbuntuDrama
September 11, 2026 at 12:16 AM
bernaerts.wsocial.eu
Tell me what OS you use, and I’ll tell you who you are. 😏💻
#Linux #Windows #MacOS #Ubuntu #Debian #ArchLinux #KaliLinux #OpenSource #TechHumor #LinuxHumor #GeekHumor #OperatingSystem
Alt text: Humorous flowchart titled “Choosing an OS.” It suggests Apple or Chrome for people who fear technology, Windows for those who do not care about freedom or privacy, and various Linux distributions for those who do. Ubuntu, Debian and Fedora are shown for Linux users who “have a life,” while Kali Linux, Arch Linux and Linux From Scratch represent increasingly hardcore Linux users who supposedly do not.
September 10, 2026 at 7:57 AM
blueprintthreads.bsky.social
Do you want a computer?

The decision tree that ends all debates.

👉 blueprintthreads.shop/products/do-...

#TechSupportHumor #ITHumor #LinuxHumor #ComputerHumor #TechShirt #LinuxShirt #ITSupport #SysAdmin #TechNerd #OperatingSystem #ProgrammerHumor #LinuxUser #ITLife #ComputerScience #TechGeek
March 25, 2026 at 4:17 PM
here467.bsky.social
😄💻🐧🧪
“They ship you the chemicals… you cook it yourself.”
Classic open-source vibes! I’d buy it too! 😂

#LinuxLife 🐧
#ByeByeWindows 🧼
#OpenSourceMagic ✨
#FreeYourPC 💥
#GeekClean 🧽
#AntiVirusDoneRight 🧪
#TechMemes
#LinuxHumor
#GNUItYourself
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
pospol.bsky.social
🕳️ When you want to send traffic into a black hole, just like your vacation requests:
ip route add blackhole 203.0.113.0/24
All packets vanish without a trace… just like your promised bonus. 💀

#LinuxTips #Networking #SysAdminLife #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #DevOps #NetOps #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
itguyeric.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
I've been enjoying sharing for #mememonday. So, this felt appropriate!
Open source isn’t just software; it’s a community!

Shoutout to the meme lords who share their GIMP source files so the rest of us can remix with style. Community FTW.

#linuxhumor #opensource #foss #sysadmin
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
garbaek.dk
Yes, this is very accurate!

#Linux #LinuxHumor #SysAdmin #CommandLine #DevOps #TechHumor #Log4j
A meme titled “Hammer Expectations” shows increasingly large hammers representing increasingly destructive Linux commands. A small hammer is labelled rm, which removes a file. A claw hammer is labelled rm -f, which forces removal without asking. A large sledgehammer is labelled sudo rm -f, which runs the forced deletion with administrator privileges. An enormous fantasy warhammer represents deleting a disk partition with fdisk. The final panel shows the giant hammer smashing concrete and is labelled log4j, joking that the Log4Shell security flaw was vastly more destructive than the commands above it.
July 29, 2026 at 7:38 PM
lemmy.ml.web.brid.gy
Terminal junkies be like...
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October 7, 2025 at 9:46 PM
lemmy.ml.web.brid.gy
Terminal junkies be like...
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October 7, 2025 at 8:42 AM
pospol.bsky.social
🧛‍♂️ Cuando quieres chupar hasta el último paquete de red: tshark -i eth0 -f "port 443" -w sangre.pcap Capturas tráfico HTTPS como vampiro sediento. Eso sí, recuerda… demasiada sangre puede matarte. 🩸 #LinuxTips #SysAdminLife #Networking #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #DevOps #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking
August 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
pospol.bsky.social
🪦 Cuando quieres que los puertos “descansen en paz”: nmap -Pn --script vuln jefe.empresa.com Escanea hasta los secretos más oscuros de tu jefe. Porque todos los sistemas… tienen esqueletos en el puerto. 💀

#LinuxTips #Networking #Nmap #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #TuxPower #LinuxNetworking
nmap -Pn —script vuln jefe.empresa.com
August 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
pospol.bsky.social
🧨 Cuando quieres que el tráfico “desaparezca” discretamente: iptables -A INPUT -s jefe.empresa.com -j DROP Ahora ni un ping pasa… como sus promesas de aumento. 🚫📡 #LinuxTips #SysAdminLife #DevOps #Networking #LinuxNetworking #Iptables #CyberSecurity #LinuxHumor #TuxPower #InfraAsCode
August 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM