#Newmath
February 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Cool cool cool. Imma strike my car payments and my mortgage payments off my books cuz they make me look bad, too. #NewMath #mobmath
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Yes, but stockholder share price is the priority, not keeping paxs and system safe! What did they do with their PPP money? #newmath
December 24, 2024 at 1:31 PM
600% bs! #NewMath
April 23, 2026 at 5:15 AM
As Tom Lehrer once observed, Base 8 is just like Base 10...if you're missing two fingers!

#NewMath #TomLehrer #comedy
1st base: kissing

2nd base: petting

base 10: math stuff
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
600%! #NewMath
April 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Why can't Johnny add? 🎧 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...

Dr. Anna Stokke @rastokke.bsky.social joins us in exploring the decline in math skills and how recent educational fads might be to blame. Tune in to our latest episode!

#newmath #commoncore
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 PM
I bet he claims that's 600% plus... #NewMath
May 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Hope Jasmine Crockett gets in one of them!!
August 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Inspired....

Albert Einstein said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."

"The essence of math is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple."

#NewMath

#TrumpIsUNFIT
#ImpeachAndREMOVETrump

#StopFascism
#StopTyranny
May 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the new math they're teaching kids is made up and fake. contact your senator now and tell them to stop #newmath like this NOW !!!
July 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Managed to walk to dinner, eat an almost normal dinner, walk back, rest, walk another 10+ minutes. About a 1000% decrease in pain and nausea, not elimination, but progress and 1000% more activity than yesterday. #newmath #ChronicPain
May 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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April 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
#NewMath for New Times
August 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Newspeak only truly makes sense with Newmath.
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If F=WMD
solve for X #newmath
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
#Newmath for Our Times
August 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
0.4 * 0.4 = 0.65 in NewMath
DOJ just argued in the MSPB/NLRB case that they have a strong likelihood of success because 'if we have a 40% chance of success on two separate issues, that combines to a 65% chance of success on the merits.' What an absurd argument.
March 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
600 carrots - 10 avocdos = 590% carrots #NewMath
April 23, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Albert Einstein said, "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."

"The essence of math is not to make simple things complicated, but to make complicated things simple."

#NewMath

#TrumpIsUNFIT
#ImpeachAndREMOVETrump

#StopFascism
#StopTyranny
May 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Why are students entering university unable to solve basic math problems? 🤯
Dr. Anna Stokke exposes the flawed teaching methods holding our youth back. Listen and join the debate! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

#NewMath
December 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I've got 45 minutes of prep time in the morning. #NewMath
#OpenSciEd #EduSky
March 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fukkit math is made up anyways, we made imaginary numbers. I have decided there is a new number smaller than 0 but still positive called Potato and it is represented by 🥔.

Here are the rules

🥔+🥔=0
🥔-🥔=-1
🥔×🥔=🥔
🥔÷🥔=0

0>🥔>-1

🥔×X=i
🥔+X=i

#math #maths #newmath #newnumber #nobelprize
June 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM