every now and again the extremely online Right stumbles onto people that actually believe the things taught at church, seminary, etc and they don't know how to act (remember when they met the new Pope?)
Phil Vischer, the creator of Veggie Tales, weighed in with a "Well, actually, God is a spirit and transcends all gender, this has been theological orthodoxy since forever" and I'm not exaggerating, the Right is ready to gnaw the meat off his bones.
November 9, 2026 at 1:01 PM
every now and again the extremely online Right stumbles onto people that actually believe the things taught at church, seminary, etc and they don't know how to act (remember when they met the new Pope?)
Has Theophite even been to seminary? SMDH.
November 11, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Has Theophite even been to seminary? SMDH.
My father who graduated from a Southern Baptist seminary and was a member of Promise Keepers apologized to me for doing this like ten years ago. That’s how out of touch this advice is.
Adam Jentleson of Searchlight Institute recommended in his Ezra Klein interview today that Democrats embrace spanking children as a "a very powerful signal" that connects with voters "on a values basis."
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
I didn't think I could dislike the man any more than I already did, but lo!
November 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
My father who graduated from a Southern Baptist seminary and was a member of Promise Keepers apologized to me for doing this like ten years ago. That’s how out of touch this advice is.
*Some background on why his current seminary status is a little confusing: bsky.app/profile/jack...
Side note: James Talarico is not a pastor, but a seminary grad who is also kinda-sorta still a seminarian.
APTS spokesperson, to me, in May (and confirmed is still true last week): “Mr. Talarico earned the Master of Arts (Theological Studies) degree in May of 2025 and remains in good standing…"
APTS spokesperson, to me, in May (and confirmed is still true last week): “Mr. Talarico earned the Master of Arts (Theological Studies) degree in May of 2025 and remains in good standing…"
Curious about this.
Also: Hawley is calling for this as, by my count, *6* Christian clergy and seminary grads are about to enter Congress as Democrats — and that's in addition to the two clergy already there (Cleaver and Warnock) and at least two additional div school grads (Coons and Landsman).
Also: Hawley is calling for this as, by my count, *6* Christian clergy and seminary grads are about to enter Congress as Democrats — and that's in addition to the two clergy already there (Cleaver and Warnock) and at least two additional div school grads (Coons and Landsman).
November 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
*Some background on why his current seminary status is a little confusing: bsky.app/profile/jack...
Does snake seminary count
November 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Does snake seminary count
they dont know i went to seminary
my toxic trait is using church language in the context of unholy conversations
November 9, 2026 at 6:20 PM
they dont know i went to seminary
For the curious, seminaries/div school repped here:
* Union Seminary NYC — Warnock
* Austin Seminary — Talarico
* SMU — Hamilton
* Saint Paul School of Theology — Cleaver
* HDS, Lutheran School of Theology — Garriott
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, GTF — Haynes
* Fuller — James
* Union Seminary NYC — Warnock
* Austin Seminary — Talarico
* SMU — Hamilton
* Saint Paul School of Theology — Cleaver
* HDS, Lutheran School of Theology — Garriott
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, GTF — Haynes
* Fuller — James
if seminaries/divinity schools/undergraduate programs dont use this in their recruiting efforts...
November 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
For the curious, seminaries/div school repped here:
* Union Seminary NYC — Warnock
* Austin Seminary — Talarico
* SMU — Hamilton
* Saint Paul School of Theology — Cleaver
* HDS, Lutheran School of Theology — Garriott
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, GTF — Haynes
* Fuller — James
* Union Seminary NYC — Warnock
* Austin Seminary — Talarico
* SMU — Hamilton
* Saint Paul School of Theology — Cleaver
* HDS, Lutheran School of Theology — Garriott
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, GTF — Haynes
* Fuller — James
Landsman, I should note, is Jewish, not Christian. HDS, his alma mater (which he shares with incoming Rep.-elect Sarah Trone Garriott), is aggressively multi-faith as a matter of course, and isn't affiliated with any specific tradition, although it can function as seminary for many clergy.
November 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Landsman, I should note, is Jewish, not Christian. HDS, his alma mater (which he shares with incoming Rep.-elect Sarah Trone Garriott), is aggressively multi-faith as a matter of course, and isn't affiliated with any specific tradition, although it can function as seminary for many clergy.
Pastor Hamilton ATE in that seminary homiletics/preaching class, baby lol
November 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Pastor Hamilton ATE in that seminary homiletics/preaching class, baby lol
Ummm… you guys?
I found the man who owned my ancestors and I found his farm. It’s a few hours from where my seminary is
I found the man who owned my ancestors and I found his farm. It’s a few hours from where my seminary is
November 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Ummm… you guys?
I found the man who owned my ancestors and I found his farm. It’s a few hours from where my seminary is
I found the man who owned my ancestors and I found his farm. It’s a few hours from where my seminary is
Thank you Chicago and Hyde Park! It was lovely to see you tonight.
November 6, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Thank you Chicago and Hyde Park! It was lovely to see you tonight.
He entered seminary briefly but didn't graduate so, he was one of the few actual Catholic Christian nationalists so far as I'm aware.
November 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
He entered seminary briefly but didn't graduate so, he was one of the few actual Catholic Christian nationalists so far as I'm aware.
The seminary teaches you about the Holy Spirit. Experience teaches you considerably more about the other fluids. 😈
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#gay #gayhorror #indieauthor #mmfiction #queerhorror #demons #horrorbooks
November 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
The seminary teaches you about the Holy Spirit. Experience teaches you considerably more about the other fluids. 😈
#gay #gayhorror #indieauthor #mmfiction #queerhorror #demons #horrorbooks
#gay #gayhorror #indieauthor #mmfiction #queerhorror #demons #horrorbooks
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November 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
NT post at Luther Seminary
There was a time when many upper class Catholic students entered the seminary if even a for a short time.
November 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
There was a time when many upper class Catholic students entered the seminary if even a for a short time.
(Goy who studied Hebrew in seminary says)
...is that bro's name "Lord Name Good?"
(Web search)
Okay, seminary Hebrew has not done me dirty.
...is that bro's name "Lord Name Good?"
(Web search)
Okay, seminary Hebrew has not done me dirty.
November 11, 2026 at 4:11 AM
(Goy who studied Hebrew in seminary says)
...is that bro's name "Lord Name Good?"
(Web search)
Okay, seminary Hebrew has not done me dirty.
...is that bro's name "Lord Name Good?"
(Web search)
Okay, seminary Hebrew has not done me dirty.
Kalani Ghost Hunter at Madison Seminary
ALT: Kalani Ghost Hunter at Madison Seminary
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November 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Maybe it’ll be lame like he flunked out of seminary.
November 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Maybe it’ll be lame like he flunked out of seminary.
One fun bit about having a son in seminary is the type of conversations we have when he calls home. Today it was a discussion of our favorite biblical murderesses (me: Judith, him: Jael).
November 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
One fun bit about having a son in seminary is the type of conversations we have when he calls home. Today it was a discussion of our favorite biblical murderesses (me: Judith, him: Jael).
Seminary-trained Democrats will outnumber Republicans more than two to one in 2027
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November 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Seminary-trained Democrats will outnumber Republicans more than two to one in 2027
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In addition to Warnock, several seminary/div school grads already in Congress:
* YDS, Sen. Chris Coons
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Sen. James Lankford
* Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, Rep. Mark Harris
* HDS, Rep. Greg Landsman
Thus: HDS and SBTS both have 2.
* YDS, Sen. Chris Coons
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Sen. James Lankford
* Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, Rep. Mark Harris
* HDS, Rep. Greg Landsman
Thus: HDS and SBTS both have 2.
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
In addition to Warnock, several seminary/div school grads already in Congress:
* YDS, Sen. Chris Coons
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Sen. James Lankford
* Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, Rep. Mark Harris
* HDS, Rep. Greg Landsman
Thus: HDS and SBTS both have 2.
* YDS, Sen. Chris Coons
* Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary, Sen. James Lankford
* Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, Rep. Mark Harris
* HDS, Rep. Greg Landsman
Thus: HDS and SBTS both have 2.
A pastor, and a guy who's getting a Master of Divinity degree from Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary.
November 7, 2026 at 9:48 PM
A pastor, and a guy who's getting a Master of Divinity degree from Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary.
The Democrats put a Megachurch preacher and a Seminary graduate in the fucking Senate.
‘The Democrats became hostile to people of faith’ is a claim that begs for evidence (of which there is basically none).
November 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
The Democrats put a Megachurch preacher and a Seminary graduate in the fucking Senate.
The Holy Psalter (from St. Tihkon's Seminary)
November 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
The Holy Psalter (from St. Tihkon's Seminary)