chat title "bobble-throated slapdick"
October 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
chat title "bobble-throated slapdick"
good thread and a++ on use of the word "slapdick"
One thing that comes up a lot – in fact, it's going to come up in Friday's column – in the whole "male loneliness epidemic is how "the manosphere/far-right are the only people offering answers to the problem", and that's not even vaguely true.
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April 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
good thread and a++ on use of the word "slapdick"
Bro what in the slapdick fuck
April 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Bro what in the slapdick fuck
on the other hand, the more i think about it, if my mom were missing would i really want this slapdick to be involved and make her somehow even more missing?
February 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
on the other hand, the more i think about it, if my mom were missing would i really want this slapdick to be involved and make her somehow even more missing?
Blake Snell didn't cover first in time. slapdick move
September 26, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Blake Snell didn't cover first in time. slapdick move
Do NOT give BlueSky creeps your ID, Credit Card or SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! I’m sure whatever slapdick company “Kids Web Services” is, it has dogshit security that is bound to get hacked.
I got hit by the age verification block, but there's other sites you can use to access your bluesky feed.
witchsky.app
deer.social
reddwarf.app
I'm using the witch sky one.
witchsky.app
deer.social
reddwarf.app
I'm using the witch sky one.
July 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Do NOT give BlueSky creeps your ID, Credit Card or SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER!! I’m sure whatever slapdick company “Kids Web Services” is, it has dogshit security that is bound to get hacked.
slapdick
muldoon
hero (derogatory)
muldoon
hero (derogatory)
Post a proposed alternative to “warfighter”
Was anyone saying "war fighter" before like 2 years ago?
September 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
slapdick
muldoon
hero (derogatory)
muldoon
hero (derogatory)
Blake Snell brought the phrase “slapdick prospect” into public vocabulary, so for that alone, he deserves to get paid.
November 27, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Blake Snell brought the phrase “slapdick prospect” into public vocabulary, so for that alone, he deserves to get paid.
Oh neat, the neighborhood drunken slapdick is shouting the song of his people again.
August 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Oh neat, the neighborhood drunken slapdick is shouting the song of his people again.
Not bad for a slapdick prospect
Xavier Edwards, who entered the year with four home runs in three seasons, just hit his fourth home run of 2026.
May 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Not bad for a slapdick prospect
Have you considered crying and whining more, slapdick? It might help.
January 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Have you considered crying and whining more, slapdick? It might help.
America blew up a school and killed dozens of children today and this slapdick liberal wants to shame people who had problems with America blowing up schools full of children in Gaza.
You are evil.
You are evil.
Where are all the “but Gaza” people today?
February 28, 2026 at 11:39 PM
America blew up a school and killed dozens of children today and this slapdick liberal wants to shame people who had problems with America blowing up schools full of children in Gaza.
You are evil.
You are evil.
I like when a just-retired player gets an analyst job. Partially because they have more recent/current stories and insights, but mostly because there's a non-zero chance they'll autopilot to player mode and use the word "slapdick" on a live mic.
March 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I like when a just-retired player gets an analyst job. Partially because they have more recent/current stories and insights, but mostly because there's a non-zero chance they'll autopilot to player mode and use the word "slapdick" on a live mic.
Shout this from the fucking rooftops
The Insurrection Act doesn't mean Soldiers have carte blanche to round people up for mass executions, it means the military is being called in to enforce the *existing laws on the books*
Congrats, PFC Slapdick, you're a crossing guard now.
The Insurrection Act doesn't mean Soldiers have carte blanche to round people up for mass executions, it means the military is being called in to enforce the *existing laws on the books*
Congrats, PFC Slapdick, you're a crossing guard now.
The Insurrection Act in no way whatsoever suspends, closes, or bypasses the courts. It is not a suspension of habeas corpus. It is not martial law. It does not authorize rule by decree. It allows using troops for law enforcement but that's it. It's not an instant dictatorship switch.
Trump on the Insurrection Act: "It does make life a lot easier. You don't through the court system. It's just a much easier thing to do."
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Shout this from the fucking rooftops
The Insurrection Act doesn't mean Soldiers have carte blanche to round people up for mass executions, it means the military is being called in to enforce the *existing laws on the books*
Congrats, PFC Slapdick, you're a crossing guard now.
The Insurrection Act doesn't mean Soldiers have carte blanche to round people up for mass executions, it means the military is being called in to enforce the *existing laws on the books*
Congrats, PFC Slapdick, you're a crossing guard now.
He released the cellphone number of a bobble-throated slapdick, but won't release the Epstein Files.
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
October 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
He released the cellphone number of a bobble-throated slapdick, but won't release the Epstein Files.
photo editor again choosing the photo of bari weiss holding her hands in front of her in the air like she's focused and trying to measure something for an article about the most humiliating slapdick thing you've ever heard a news organization doing
March 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
photo editor again choosing the photo of bari weiss holding her hands in front of her in the air like she's focused and trying to measure something for an article about the most humiliating slapdick thing you've ever heard a news organization doing
Me and the boys digging a big old hole on the beach hooting and hollering and playing slapdick until about an hour into the job we all got real quiet. A job is what it in fact was now. Our job was hole and we worked at hole.
July 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Me and the boys digging a big old hole on the beach hooting and hollering and playing slapdick until about an hour into the job we all got real quiet. A job is what it in fact was now. Our job was hole and we worked at hole.
Right, slapdick. Goddammit autocorrect.
September 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Right, slapdick. Goddammit autocorrect.
Our housing system is the spring well for so many of our problems so naturally they’re hoping to address it in the most slapdick manner possible.
SCOOP: A young man with no government experience who hasn’t even finished his undergrad degree is working for Elon Musk’s DOGE at the Department of Housing and Urban Development and has been tasked with using AI to rewrite the agency’s rules and regulations.
DOGE Put a College Student in Charge of Using AI to Rewrite Regulations
A DOGE operative has been tasked with using AI to propose rewrites to the Department of Housing and Urban Development's regulations—an effort sources are told will roll out across government.
www.wired.com
April 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Our housing system is the spring well for so many of our problems so naturally they’re hoping to address it in the most slapdick manner possible.
bobble-throated slapdick
August 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
bobble-throated slapdick
I haven’t even taken my shit this morning and I can come up with better messaging than all these slapdick losers
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I haven’t even taken my shit this morning and I can come up with better messaging than all these slapdick losers
"bobble-throated slapdick"
Charles P. Pierce
Charles P. Pierce
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"bobble-throated slapdick"
Charles P. Pierce
Charles P. Pierce