Ted Cruz was right!
Ted Cruz yesterday: "The bad news is right now that Democrats have a lead. If the election were over today, the Democrats could well win every single statewide position in Texas."
November 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Ted Cruz was right!
ted cruz has been spotted fleeing texas
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
ted cruz has been spotted fleeing texas
Channeling Ted Lasso today!
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Channeling Ted Lasso today!
Its crazy but true that Ted Cruz is the only elected statewide Republican right now
Not a single Democrat has won statewide in Texas in 32 years. Until last night.
November 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Its crazy but true that Ted Cruz is the only elected statewide Republican right now
We’re making Ted Cruz live in a data center.
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
We’re making Ted Cruz live in a data center.
Happened
Ted Cruz: Not Gonna Happen! Campaign Moment
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November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Ted Cruz predicted this last week
fuck, a truly blue texas?!? that is an electoral apocalypse for the republican party. hell we might get a constitutional amendment ending the electoral college out of it
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ted Cruz predicted this last week
TED CRUZ YOURE FUCKING NEXT
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
TED CRUZ YOURE FUCKING NEXT
Ted Cruz packing up for Cancun as we speak.
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Ted Cruz packing up for Cancun as we speak.
By the Beaufort
Ted Harrison
1991
Ted Harrison
1991
November 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
By the Beaufort
Ted Harrison
1991
Ted Harrison
1991
Now do Ted Cruz.


November 4, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Now do Ted Cruz.


ted cruz lmfaooooooo
November 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ted cruz lmfaooooooo
LOL Rachel Maddow is gleeful as she announces that Ted Cruz has bailed on attending Ken Paxton's election night party.
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
LOL Rachel Maddow is gleeful as she announces that Ted Cruz has bailed on attending Ken Paxton's election night party.
Come January Ted Cruz will be the only Republican to hold statewide office in Texas.
November 4, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Come January Ted Cruz will be the only Republican to hold statewide office in Texas.
Hell yeah we will, Ted
Ted Cruz: If Democrats win, you will see a relentless assault on Trump, on his family, on the Cabinet. You will see confirmations stop, Cabinet vacancies left open, judicial confirmations stop.
November 5, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hell yeah we will, Ted
When Greg Abbott gets fired, I need Texas to come for Ted Cruz next.
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When Greg Abbott gets fired, I need Texas to come for Ted Cruz next.
Ted Cruz's days are numbered
I wonder if it’s truly sunk in yet among Republicans what a Battle of Cannae-level catastrophe the Texas results were last night. It wasn’t a weird Doug Jones defeats a pedophile in a special election outlier, it was the whole state lurching massively to the left.
November 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Ted Cruz's days are numbered
TED CRUZ!!! NUMBER THY DAYS YOU CANCUN FACE ASS BITCH!!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
TED CRUZ!!! NUMBER THY DAYS YOU CANCUN FACE ASS BITCH!!!!!!
ted graghls phat pits
November 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
ted graghls phat pits
Ted Cruz gonna start going as Rafael to hold on to his senate seat in Texas.
November 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Ted Cruz gonna start going as Rafael to hold on to his senate seat in Texas.
ted cruz, learning he's the last GOP statewide elected official in texas
November 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
ted cruz, learning he's the last GOP statewide elected official in texas