ted cruz has been spotted fleeing texas
November 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
ted cruz has been spotted fleeing texas
Channeling Ted Lasso today!
November 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Channeling Ted Lasso today!
Happened
Ted Cruz: Not Gonna Happen! Campaign Moment
ALT: Ted Cruz: Not Gonna Happen! Campaign Moment
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November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Happened
We’re making Ted Cruz live in a data center.
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
We’re making Ted Cruz live in a data center.
Ted Cruz predicted this last week
fuck, a truly blue texas?!? that is an electoral apocalypse for the republican party. hell we might get a constitutional amendment ending the electoral college out of it
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Ted Cruz predicted this last week
By the Beaufort
Ted Harrison
1991
Ted Harrison
1991
November 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
By the Beaufort
Ted Harrison
1991
Ted Harrison
1991
Ted Cruz packing up for Cancun as we speak.
November 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Ted Cruz packing up for Cancun as we speak.
TED CRUZ YOURE FUCKING NEXT
November 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
TED CRUZ YOURE FUCKING NEXT
LOL Rachel Maddow is gleeful as she announces that Ted Cruz has bailed on attending Ken Paxton's election night party.
November 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
LOL Rachel Maddow is gleeful as she announces that Ted Cruz has bailed on attending Ken Paxton's election night party.
When Greg Abbott gets fired, I need Texas to come for Ted Cruz next.
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When Greg Abbott gets fired, I need Texas to come for Ted Cruz next.
Ted Cruz yesterday: "The bad news is right now that Democrats have a lead. If the election were over today, the Democrats could well win every single statewide position in Texas."
November 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Ted Cruz yesterday: "The bad news is right now that Democrats have a lead. If the election were over today, the Democrats could well win every single statewide position in Texas."
TED CRUZ!!! NUMBER THY DAYS YOU CANCUN FACE ASS BITCH!!!!!!
November 4, 2026 at 4:18 AM
TED CRUZ!!! NUMBER THY DAYS YOU CANCUN FACE ASS BITCH!!!!!!
Ted Lasso and the Believe Sign
ALT: Ted Lasso and the Believe Sign
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November 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time, Ted. :-)
November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time, Ted. :-)
BREAKING: ted cruz violently manhandled into a pair of cat ears and assigned neopronouns in front of jeering crowd
November 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
BREAKING: ted cruz violently manhandled into a pair of cat ears and assigned neopronouns in front of jeering crowd
Bye bye Ted Cruz
November 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Bye bye Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz you’re next…
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Ted Cruz you’re next…
For the record
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
November 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
For the record
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
“I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”
― Al Franken
that one scene from the ted show
October 31, 2026 at 5:10 PM
that one scene from the ted show