Stephen Miller is TERRIFIED.
It’s glorious.
It’s glorious.
September 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Stephen Miller is TERRIFIED.
It’s glorious.
It’s glorious.
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
Terrified of repercussions… you know, like innocent people are.
March 28, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Terrified of repercussions… you know, like innocent people are.
Stephen Miller is terrified of James Talarico in Texas.
May 29, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Stephen Miller is terrified of James Talarico in Texas.
But also we’re terrified of the subway
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 PM
But also we’re terrified of the subway
The Secretary of Transportation is terrified
They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Secretary of Transportation is terrified
Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo
May 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo
They are terrified of her.
Tom Homan confirms on Fox News that he's asked the DOJ to investigate AOC
February 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
They are terrified of her.
I’m sure he’s terrified.
April 24, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I’m sure he’s terrified.
Trump is terrified of Freeland.
December 17, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Trump is terrified of Freeland.
Trump is terrified of Newsom. Sad.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump is terrified of Newsom. Sad.
I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic
Sean Duffy: "The truth is, transit across America is dangerous. And these liberals -- liberal mayors -- they want everybody out of cars and into trains but they made the trains unsafe so nobody really wants to ride them ... even big men don't want to ride the subway at those times of night."
April 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic
They’re terrified of the people realizing their power. They’re terrified of anyone who actually wants to disrupt the status quo for anything besides profit.
📢 DON’T RANK CUOMO! 📢
📢 DON’T RANK CUOMO! 📢
The entire establishment from both sides is aiming all of its money and firepower against Zohran Mamdani. Very telling. This is what they're threatened by and who they are willing to crush.
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They’re terrified of the people realizing their power. They’re terrified of anyone who actually wants to disrupt the status quo for anything besides profit.
📢 DON’T RANK CUOMO! 📢
📢 DON’T RANK CUOMO! 📢
The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The funniest thing about this is how legit terrified ICE looks.
It’s amazing how terrified people are of this.
April 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It’s amazing how terrified people are of this.
The Epstein class is absolutely terrified of the Mamdani wave.
June 26, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The Epstein class is absolutely terrified of the Mamdani wave.
Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way
CNN: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line www.cnn.com/2025/12/21/p...
‘They’re attacking their own’: DC Democrats irked by surge of left-wing challengers with House majority on the line | CNN Politics
When Rep. Dan Goldman first ran for Congress in 2022, he was cheered on the left as the party’s top lawyer during President Donald Trump’s first impeachment.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Third Way Terrified to Learn of Fourth Way
This is what Mike Johnson is terrified of:
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This is what Mike Johnson is terrified of:
Too terrified to do Town Halls.
September 20, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Too terrified to do Town Halls.
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic https://theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garcia-wondering-if-anyone-else-can-see-phillie-phanatic/
May 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Terrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie Phanatic https://theonion.com/terrified-adolis-garcia-wondering-if-anyone-else-can-see-phillie-phanatic/
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine
Tim Curry was a 20-something stage actor living in London in the seedy, sex-drenched 1970s when he auditioned for a new B-movie musical called “The Rocky Horror Show.” In a new interview, Curry discusses the cult classic, David Bowie, Studio 54, and more. http://nyer.cm/Z9RkgrI
October 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine