#conspiracynuts
Behold! The misguiding spirit of anti-science, vaccine denying, moronic conspiracy nuts speaks. #antiscience #vaccinedenialism #conspiracynuts #satire #mcsweeneys
"I’m just a lowly seventeenth-century British sailor, not some fancy-pants seventeenth-century British sawbones, but there’s one thing I know for sure: I would rather walk the plank than suck on a single stinking lime."
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Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
“I’m just a lowly seventeenth-century British sailor, not some fancy-pants seventeenth-century British sawbones, but there’s one thing I know for sure: I wou...
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September 15, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Trumps missing ear!

Call me a conspiracy nut, but I think it was plastic to begin with...

#trumpsEar
#conspiracyNuts
#potatoes
a mr potato head with a hat and ear plugs
ALT: a mr potato head with a hat and ear plugs
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July 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
February 28, 2026 at 10:39 AM
#demons #morons #ConspiracyNuts #religious #EndTimes

Because we should start calling out stupid people for being morons.
World of Batshit - #1: Sky Demons
YouTube video by CoolHardLogic
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February 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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The White House Press Corp may not enjoy, or entertain too many members of serious media such as the AP and Reuters, but they make up for it with representation from the Q Anon and 9/11 conspiracy crowd.
#TheyCantBeSerious #ConspiracyNuts #MAGAMorons
White House 'Press' Briefing Welcomes Influencer Who Thought The Moon Disappeared One Time
Kambree Nelson also asked Karoline Leavitt what 'direction' she should go.
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May 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It is. I hope people don't have to suffer because some clown believes conspiracynuts, but they need to protest this before it get traction, the checks and balances might not be enough.
December 13, 2024 at 6:33 PM
@nicemangos.bsky.social Just read liar and conspiracytheorist Pete Hoekstra will become Trump's Canada ambassador.

We had him before. He abused his position to blantantly lie to journalists about our own country 👇, fundraise for pro-Russian Baudet/FvD & praise conspiracynuts. x.com/trbrtc/statu...
March 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
CHILDREN ARE DYING from a PREVENTABLE illness that was virtually eradicated.

88% of those infected were unvaccinated (all b/c a bunch of #antivaxer #luddite #conspiracynuts are in control of the WH and convincing terrified parents vaccines are linked to Autism (they aren't.)
SouthCarolina #measles
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
as a child of antivaxxer conspiracynuts it's homeschooling. cutting off the sources of information for your offspring until your bullshit is the core belief in their minds. they will reject all the information that counters it because the alternative is confronting the truth: your parent lied to you
Well, this does comport with my "peer network intelligence" thesis: people are only as smart individually as their peer networks are. Having one insane belief disrupts your connections to the networks that yield good answers, causing you to connect to networks that have increasingly bad ones.
An interesting aspect of science denialism is "crank magnetism": belief in one denialism increases the odds you have other denialist beliefs.

- Young Earth Creationists are often Flat Earthers.
- Many ID Creationists are also HIV/AIDS denialists.
- Antivaxxers are often conspiracy theorists

Why?
January 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM