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It’s never too late to learn something new, no matter what line of work you’re in.
#satire #darkhumor #illustration #atwork #books #learning
November 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Lost half a lung. Kept the abusive bastard in my head. Great investment.

#Perfectionism #DarkHumor #Writing #PersonalEssay

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Dark Secrets from My Youth, a Muddy Motorcycle Ride, Half a Missing Lung, Sexually Deviant Nurses, and the Abusive Little Bastard Who Made Me Who I Am — An Essay on Perfectionism, Survival, and the Pe...
I just got home. I rode my motorcycle a few kilometers to deliver something to a friend who lives out of town, and I had to get there along a bad road and through a bit of darkness. Diagnosis? Very fu...
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November 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
a5roseb.bsky.social
Vespera: The Moonweave Collection
"Cotton? Darling, I haven't worn anything harvested in daylight for three centuries."

#VesperaLuna #Moonweave #GothicFashion #DarkHumor #FantasyCharacter #Ensaverse #AIart #AIchallenge #aiartcommunity #aiartist #GenAI #GenerativeArt #SynthArt #BuilderofNightmares
A stylized, doll-like gothic elf woman stands facing forward against a plain light gray studio background. She has pale skin, enormous gray-blue eyes surrounded by dramatic black makeup, delicate freckles, pointed ears, and long, straight charcoal-gray hair parted down the middle. Small dark earrings hang beside her face. She wears a fitted black V-neck T-shirt and black jeans, with long black fingernails visible at her sides. Gold lettering across her shirt reads, "Always a Pleasure, My treasure," above an illustrated wooden treasure chest overflowing with colorful jewels, pearls, and gold. Near her right hip, a purple label with a white stitched border reads "100% Moonweave." A curved white arrow points toward the shirt. Her restrained smile and direct gaze contrast with her exaggerated eyes, creating a playful gothic fashion advertisement. Keywords: gothic elf, fantasy fashion, moonweave, black T-shirt, pointed ears, oversized eyes, treasure chest, gothic humor, character portrait, dark clothing AI-generated; use is permitted for non-commercial creative projects. MidJourney, FLUX.1-schnell model via Perchance, Artspace.ai, recraft.ai, Echoform™.
November 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
fuck.it
the audience is confused. the cast is exhausted.

EMAIL WITH ATTITUDE.
PURE. SECURE. EXCLUSIVE.
fuck.it

follow @fuck.it for more.

#fuckit #darkhumor #lifequotes #attitude #fuckitenergy
November 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Last day to get Beta Max on sale for $2.99US!

What happens when the only man who can save the multiverse from non-existence is a ginger in a Hawaiian shirt?

Amazon: mybook.to/BetaMax
Other Ebook Vendors: books2read.com/u/mdpg0d

#book #books #humor #humour #satire #darkhumor #sff #scifi
cover art of beta max by mark a. rayner, on nebula background with the quote: "Hijinks and humor continue in beta max!" (5 stars) –Lisa Timpf, the seaboard review of books
November 3, 2026 at 8:08 PM
mickimillerwriter.bsky.social
The Wind at HerFront

 #TheWindatHerFront #MickiMiller #BarnesnNoble #Amazon #aTroubledLife #DarkHumor

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November 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
morriganaustin.bsky.social
🖤💜 A little gothic wisdom, a little dark humor, and a whole lot of attitude! 💀🦇

Some of my newest creations will make you laugh, some will make you think, and others might just describe you perfectly! 😂
🌙🐈‍⬛

🎨 M. Austin

#GothicArt #DarkHumor #WitchyArt #FantasyArt #MorriganAustin
November 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
newnewmantonnews.bsky.social
New Newmanton's annual Saint Cleith procession served 2,300 bowls of soup to residents classified as 'pre-housed.' The Diocese declined to comment on why the saint's 1611 patronage of bestiality appears on no banners.

#NewNewmanton #LateStageCapitalism #Dystopia #DarkHumor
Island Honors Saint Cleith, Patron of the Downtrodden, With Annual Procession; Diocese Again Declines to Elaborate
Record 2,300 bowls of soup served as number of eligible downtrodden rises 18 percent; Gnu Petting Zoo closed for the day, as it has been every November 1 since 1949
www.tnnn.news
November 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
*** DEBUT TUESDAY 6:30PM CDT ONLY ON INSTAGRAM ***

The witches have fond memories.
Cole has questions.

Join us as our cast sits down for a perfectly normal interview. 🖤

Season of the Witch: The Wrap Party

(Streaming other platforms Wednesday morning!)

#SeasonOfTheWitch #DarkHumor #HorrorComedy
November 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
arcamania99.bsky.social
. #bladerunner #literallyme #lalaland #thefallguy #relatablememes #comedysshorts #real #relatable #humor #game #games #videogame #videogames #ai #ai #AIVideo #aivideo #gta #gta6 #gtavı #bladerunner2049 #drive #joker #movieedit #darkhumor #nostalgia #breakingbad #bettercallsul
November 3, 2026 at 2:50 PM
arcamania99.bsky.social
. #moviememe #bladerunner #literallyme #lalaland #thefallguy #relatablememes #comedysshorts #real #relatable #humor #game #games #videogame #videogames #ai #ai #AIVideo #aivideo #gta #gta6 #gtavı #bladerunner2049 #drive #joker #movieedit #darkhumor #nostalgia #breakingbad
November 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
ferddykk.bsky.social
Some books are a guilty pleasure. Rick is a questionable life decision. 💀🍎
One bite, one chapter, and suddenly you're enjoying the chaos.
The Savage Rick by Ferdinand Kalela: dare to read? Link in bio!

#TheSavageRick #DarkHumor #ForbiddenFruit #Satire #Fiction #fypシ゚viralシ
November 3, 2026 at 12:48 PM
ferddykk.bsky.social
Curious about the man behind that attitude? Meet Rick in The Savage Rick by Ferdinand Kalela. Your next questionable favourite character might be waiting.

#outrageous #absurdhumor #darkromancereads #darkhumor #fiction
November 3, 2026 at 11:21 AM
oyar1.bsky.social
لا داعي لذلك الدول العربية مليئة بهم الفرق أنهم يمشون على قدمين ويأكلون الموازنة بدل العلف.
#DarkHumor #Politics
unmutesaudi.bsky.social تالة 🌴 @unmutesaudi.bsky.social · 14h
ما عندي مشكلة، بس يكون عندي حيوانات كثيرة. 😭
November 3, 2026 at 11:05 AM
ferddykk.bsky.social
The disclaimer is a whole page long… and people still keep reading. 💀🍎
The Savage Rick: toxic, outrageous, dark, unforgettable, and unhinged. The forbidden fruit readers can’t resist.
Take a bite. Link in bio.

#TheSavageRick #DarkHumor #booktok #satire #fictionbooks #FerdinandKalela
November 3, 2026 at 6:46 AM
ofidealshero.bsky.social
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The WORST halloween Costumes ever💀 #comedyskit #comedyshorts #viral #reels #fyp #dank #darkhumor
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November 3, 2026 at 6:44 AM
atj1958.bsky.social
#AbsurdHumor #weirdhumor #weird #funny #surrealhumor #absurdcomedy #humor #comedy #funnymemes #absurdistcomedy #darkhumor
November 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Tim Renkow 😍
Tim Renkow (@timrenkowcomedy): I get called EVERYTHING! #come instagram post download - imginn.com
timrenkowcomedy: I get called EVERYTHING! #comedy #funny #darkhumor #standup #disability #cerebralpalsy Video by Tim Renkow on May 22, 2025.
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November 3, 2026 at 2:16 AM
*** DEBUT TUESDAY 6:30PM CDT ONLY ON INSTAGRAM ***

The witches have fond memories.
Cole has questions.

Join us as our cast sits down for a perfectly normal interview. 🖤

Season of the Witch: The Wrap Party

(Streaming other platforms Wednesday morning!)

#SeasonOfTheWitch #DarkHumor #HorrorComedy
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
beachtv.bsky.social
Remember: Panic is temporary. Good housekeeping is forever.

#AtomicAge #DarkHumor #RetroHumor #VintageSatire #DystopianArt #PopArt #SatiricalArt
November 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
migueldenorte.bsky.social
"I think we need to find a way to sail across..." #indie #darkhumor
November 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
readadrift.bsky.social
My wife looking over my shoulder while I write:

"What is an intestinal ouroboros?"

#BookSky #DarkHumor #Comedy
You Wouldnt Get It Joker
ALT: You Wouldnt Get It Joker
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November 2, 2026 at 10:46 PM
newnewmantonnews.bsky.social
The thousand-yard stare costume dominated New Newmanton trick-or-treating for the fifth straight year, accounting for nearly 59 percent of all children observed. The retail federation noted that most wearers already owned all necessary components.

#NewNewmanton #collapse #darkhumor #absurdism
'Child With Thousand-Yard Stare' Tops Halloween Costume Rankings for Fifth Consecutive Year
Retail federation notes costume requires no purchase; 94 percent of wearers report already owning all components
www.tnnn.news
November 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
kai-thinkwright.bsky.social
Vlad and Hank settle in for a quiet night at the garage workbench. Their conversation takes a familiar turn.

Mortemirth is a dark but warm supernatural comedy about getting through ordinary life.

#Mortemirth #DadJokes #AnimatedComedy #DarkHumor #jokesky #pun #dadjoke

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November 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
pasob68.bsky.social
Grim Christmas: Skeleton Santa 💀🎅

A Santa as a skeleton, with macabre charm and a touch of dark humor. The design is for anyone who likes their Christmas a little darker.

👉 t.ly/3xayh?b=pd

#GrimChristmas #SkeletonSanta #DarkChristmas #DarkHumor #ChristmasDesign
November 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM