You really did convert me all the way to fdb hater
July 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
You really did convert me all the way to fdb hater
frozen dinner box: remove the item and peel back the corner to vent
us: ok
fdb: cook for 3.5 minutes
us: sure
fdb: now take it out and stir it
us: you got it hoss
fdb: cook 2 more minutes
us: alright
fdb: let stand in microwave 2 minutes
us: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
us: ok
fdb: cook for 3.5 minutes
us: sure
fdb: now take it out and stir it
us: you got it hoss
fdb: cook 2 more minutes
us: alright
fdb: let stand in microwave 2 minutes
us: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
March 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
frozen dinner box: remove the item and peel back the corner to vent
us: ok
fdb: cook for 3.5 minutes
us: sure
fdb: now take it out and stir it
us: you got it hoss
fdb: cook 2 more minutes
us: alright
fdb: let stand in microwave 2 minutes
us: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
us: ok
fdb: cook for 3.5 minutes
us: sure
fdb: now take it out and stir it
us: you got it hoss
fdb: cook 2 more minutes
us: alright
fdb: let stand in microwave 2 minutes
us: FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
October 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Fdb fully senile now, reheating previous generation’s expired rants about beatniks
July 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Fdb fully senile now, reheating previous generation’s expired rants about beatniks
if it uses fdb: brilliant, forward-thinking, the future of software
if it doesn't use fdb: shameful, vibed, a clear case of ai psychosis
if it doesn't use fdb: shameful, vibed, a clear case of ai psychosis
September 24, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if it uses fdb: brilliant, forward-thinking, the future of software
if it doesn't use fdb: shameful, vibed, a clear case of ai psychosis
if it doesn't use fdb: shameful, vibed, a clear case of ai psychosis
Anyway FdB is unemployable for a reason
July 10, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Anyway FdB is unemployable for a reason
Nope, he’s said it didn’t exist. FDB
The only reason Ramaswamy is denouncing GOP racism is because he and other Indian Americans and immigrants are being targeted.
Ramaswamy Challenges Conservatives on Surging Bigotry on the Right
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nope, he’s said it didn’t exist. FDB
read the whole essay, but briefly: it matters, a lot, what justice actually demands. It matters, a lot, what FdB actually believes. If FdB believes in open borders, this entire essay is somewhere between bizarre and monstrous.
August 7, 2025 at 3:51 AM
read the whole essay, but briefly: it matters, a lot, what justice actually demands. It matters, a lot, what FdB actually believes. If FdB believes in open borders, this entire essay is somewhere between bizarre and monstrous.
fdb bad fit for derived data db
September 24, 2026 at 3:42 PM
fdb bad fit for derived data db
Exactly, FDB
Strom Thurmond was a racist segregationist who had a “black child from a secret love affair” (in quotes bc that woman was a servant of his in SC so do the math) … and would say all that shit but was paying his half-black daughters way through college and everything. Just insane.
April 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Exactly, FDB
Weer geweldig van FDB
Nu de Waaslandtunnel vanwege werkzaamheden is afgesloten, is het Antwerpse Sint-Annaveer ook ’s nachts voor iedereen beschikbaar. Maar wordt die veerpont ook echt gebruikt? Frederik De Backer stond een nacht lang op de Schelde.
‘Ik had vier minnaars’ en andere ontboezemingen op een nachtelijke veerpontvaart tussen Linker- en Rechteroever
www.demorgen.be
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Weer geweldig van FDB
September 28, 2026 at 12:01 AM
EXACTLY WE KNOW IT'S NOT FDB VDFVCXBNCS FGDC Thank you xhs person, thank you very much. 🫠🫠🫠
September 30, 2026 at 6:16 AM
EXACTLY WE KNOW IT'S NOT FDB VDFVCXBNCS FGDC Thank you xhs person, thank you very much. 🫠🫠🫠
He’s got a more controlled version of Freddie deBoer syndrome. he’s also much smarter than FdB and better in control of his outbursts
September 30, 2026 at 2:42 PM
He’s got a more controlled version of Freddie deBoer syndrome. he’s also much smarter than FdB and better in control of his outbursts
You can simply ignore FDB takes in 2025. It’s completely legal
March 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You can simply ignore FDB takes in 2025. It’s completely legal
FdB, the guy obsessed with the heritability of IQ “from the left” is a nativist? Quelle surprise!
February 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
FdB, the guy obsessed with the heritability of IQ “from the left” is a nativist? Quelle surprise!
also: obligatory “lol FDB”
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
also: obligatory “lol FDB”
@geesawra.industries better check the labels on the fdb bench
August 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
@geesawra.industries better check the labels on the fdb bench
I don’t know the context of this and, as with all FDB stories, I refuse to learn the context of this
March 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I don’t know the context of this and, as with all FDB stories, I refuse to learn the context of this
the great thing about seeing an FdB byline is that I immediately know there's no need to read the piece and I can just assume it's completely wrong.
June 20, 2024 at 4:18 PM
the great thing about seeing an FdB byline is that I immediately know there's no need to read the piece and I can just assume it's completely wrong.
September 28, 2026 at 3:47 PM
I wonder if he’s a Reylo like FdB
February 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I wonder if he’s a Reylo like FdB
May 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Orban FDB (“fuori dalle balle” trad. per non-imbruttiti)!!!
March 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Orban FDB (“fuori dalle balle” trad. per non-imbruttiti)!!!