Bios Crash slurpee will fsck you up
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Bios Crash slurpee will fsck you up
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
UNIX™ truly is the horniest operating system.
UNIX™ truly is the horniest operating system.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; fsck; umount; sleep
UNIX™ truly is the horniest operating system.
UNIX™ truly is the horniest operating system.
4th Rule of Fsck 'Em All: "The Wire was a documentary."
Watching The Wire per @gregdoucette.bsky.social longstanding recommendation and s3 is making me anti-legalization
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 AM
4th Rule of Fsck 'Em All: "The Wire was a documentary."
*Get him the fsck out!*
September 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
*Get him the fsck out!*
April 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Wait till she finds: "unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep"
November 28, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Wait till she finds: "unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep"
I'm sorry, what the actual fsck?
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm sorry, what the actual fsck?
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
www.wired.com/story/doge-t...
— Linux він такий сексі 🤗
— 😲
— … unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep
— 😲
— … unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep
February 27, 2026 at 8:32 AM
— Linux він такий сексі 🤗
— 😲
— … unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep
— 😲
— … unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, unmount, sleep
Fsck. That. Guy.
Marco Rubio gave a self-congratulatory statement crediting himself for being a harbinger of free speech — as he is working tirelessly to hand-pick activists for deportation in a sweeping campaign to crush dissent.
Rubio Says It’s Government’s Duty to Protect Free Speech as He Hand-Picks Protesters to Deport
The US is a “beacon of hope for millions of people around the world,” he said amid his sweeping deportation campaign.
buff.ly
April 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Fsck. That. Guy.
Also I have no idea what the flying fsck those images have to with anything, but they're definitely not from our paper.
May 27, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Also I have no idea what the flying fsck those images have to with anything, but they're definitely not from our paper.
Oh, and RFKjr? Fsck that guy, but fsck that brainworm even more for not finishing dinner.
October 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh, and RFKjr? Fsck that guy, but fsck that brainworm even more for not finishing dinner.
😂 but Linux users already know the secret .... unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
😂 but Linux users already know the secret .... unzip, strip, top, less, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep.
The 4th Rule of Fsck, from the Fsck 'Em All podcast: "The Wire was a documentary."
May 16, 2024 at 10:00 PM
The 4th Rule of Fsck, from the Fsck 'Em All podcast: "The Wire was a documentary."
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep
November 19, 2023 at 5:18 AM
unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep
Cops are great
Also, the First Rule of Fsck remains undefeated:
Also, the First Rule of Fsck remains undefeated:
I'll rewrite the headline, which is fortunately quite clear anyhow:
"Police lie out of their patooties about every little old thing that might make them look like boneheads, shoot everything that moves"
As @gregdoucette.bsky.social would say: "Cops are great"
"Police lie out of their patooties about every little old thing that might make them look like boneheads, shoot everything that moves"
As @gregdoucette.bsky.social would say: "Cops are great"
Body cameras contradict WA deputies' timeline in mass rooster shooting
A plan to send dozens of former cockfighting roosters to animal sanctuaries, was blocked when Yakima County deputies made the decision to shoot and kill them over fears that the birds would be moved i...
www.fox13seattle.com
July 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Cops are great
Also, the First Rule of Fsck remains undefeated:
Also, the First Rule of Fsck remains undefeated:
whoever decided the linux command to check disks should be "fsck" needs to grow up
June 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
whoever decided the linux command to check disks should be "fsck" needs to grow up
What I'm listening to today: "368 mix", Farmers Manual
From their 1997 album "fsck", which name is a Linux command and possibly hints at how they made some of these noises. Pure chaos, the real dank stuff, screaming with the infant joy of unbridled creation
farmersmanual.bandcamp.com/track/368-mix
From their 1997 album "fsck", which name is a Linux command and possibly hints at how they made some of these noises. Pure chaos, the real dank stuff, screaming with the infant joy of unbridled creation
farmersmanual.bandcamp.com/track/368-mix
368 Mix, by farmersmanual
from the album fsck | less
farmersmanual.bandcamp.com
September 23, 2026 at 7:01 PM
What I'm listening to today: "368 mix", Farmers Manual
From their 1997 album "fsck", which name is a Linux command and possibly hints at how they made some of these noises. Pure chaos, the real dank stuff, screaming with the infant joy of unbridled creation
farmersmanual.bandcamp.com/track/368-mix
From their 1997 album "fsck", which name is a Linux command and possibly hints at how they made some of these noises. Pure chaos, the real dank stuff, screaming with the infant joy of unbridled creation
farmersmanual.bandcamp.com/track/368-mix
Pollster: Should America bring back factory work?
Americans: Fsck, yeah!!!
Pollster: Do YOU want to work in a factory?
Americans [crickets chirp]:
Americans: Fsck, yeah!!!
Pollster: Do YOU want to work in a factory?
Americans [crickets chirp]:
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Pollster: Should America bring back factory work?
Americans: Fsck, yeah!!!
Pollster: Do YOU want to work in a factory?
Americans [crickets chirp]:
Americans: Fsck, yeah!!!
Pollster: Do YOU want to work in a factory?
Americans [crickets chirp]:
Do you know what will convince Ukraine to stop exploding Russian refineries? Russia getting the fsck out of Ukraine.
September 23, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Do you know what will convince Ukraine to stop exploding Russian refineries? Russia getting the fsck out of Ukraine.
Linux is so sexy…
what do you mean unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck…
more… yes… fsck… fsck… fsck…
unmount… sleep 😌🐧
what do you mean unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck…
more… yes… fsck… fsck… fsck…
unmount… sleep 😌🐧
February 26, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Linux is so sexy…
what do you mean unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck…
more… yes… fsck… fsck… fsck…
unmount… sleep 😌🐧
what do you mean unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck…
more… yes… fsck… fsck… fsck…
unmount… sleep 😌🐧
unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep
January 12, 2024 at 6:10 AM
unzip
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep
strip
touch
finger
grep
mount
fsck
more
yes
fsck
fsck
fsck
umount
sleep
born to dd
world is a fsck
kill em all -9
rm trash man
410,757,864,530 dead drives
world is a fsck
kill em all -9
rm trash man
410,757,864,530 dead drives
October 15, 2024 at 4:54 PM
born to dd
world is a fsck
kill em all -9
rm trash man
410,757,864,530 dead drives
world is a fsck
kill em all -9
rm trash man
410,757,864,530 dead drives
here we go!! let's fsck up my hair!
November 16, 2024 at 4:37 PM
here we go!! let's fsck up my hair!
First Rule of Fsck 'Em All: "Cops will continue to do dumb shit, even when being recorded."
December 5, 2023 at 3:34 PM
First Rule of Fsck 'Em All: "Cops will continue to do dumb shit, even when being recorded."
I'm very good with a jury.
I'm dogshit with a camera.
It's why Fsck 'Em All was audio only 😂
I'm dogshit with a camera.
It's why Fsck 'Em All was audio only 😂
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I'm very good with a jury.
I'm dogshit with a camera.
It's why Fsck 'Em All was audio only 😂
I'm dogshit with a camera.
It's why Fsck 'Em All was audio only 😂