HERSHEL AND THE HANUKKAH GOBLINS (Kimmel 1989)
My many enemies will be pleased to know that I've somehow got both hands and both feet stuck in 4 separate jars
October 2, 2026 at 3:34 AM
HERSHEL AND THE HANUKKAH GOBLINS (Kimmel 1989)
Trump has selected failed Senate candidate Hershel Walker to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
God help us.
God help us.
December 18, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Trump has selected failed Senate candidate Hershel Walker to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
God help us.
God help us.
Hershel probably doesn't know either 😂
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hershel probably doesn't know either 😂
"C'mon, name the country, Hershel" -- Trump seems to forget which country he named Herschel Walker the ambassador to
October 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"C'mon, name the country, Hershel" -- Trump seems to forget which country he named Herschel Walker the ambassador to
now reading (to my children)
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
now reading (to my children)
so when a goblin shows up to harass hershel, he invites it to play dreidel
the goblin has to provide all the gold, of course
then, the “rules”:
shin? hershel gets a handful of gold
hay? hershel gets half the gold
gimel? hershel gets all the gold
nun? hershel doesn’t give the goblin anything
the goblin has to provide all the gold, of course
then, the “rules”:
shin? hershel gets a handful of gold
hay? hershel gets half the gold
gimel? hershel gets all the gold
nun? hershel doesn’t give the goblin anything
March 28, 2026 at 4:23 AM
so when a goblin shows up to harass hershel, he invites it to play dreidel
the goblin has to provide all the gold, of course
then, the “rules”:
shin? hershel gets a handful of gold
hay? hershel gets half the gold
gimel? hershel gets all the gold
nun? hershel doesn’t give the goblin anything
the goblin has to provide all the gold, of course
then, the “rules”:
shin? hershel gets a handful of gold
hay? hershel gets half the gold
gimel? hershel gets all the gold
nun? hershel doesn’t give the goblin anything
Me, blasting the butt-cheeks off that post because it lacks both capitalization and punctuation. ⤵️
Hershel from Walking Dead with Shotgun
ALT: Hershel from Walking Dead with Shotgun
static.klipy.com
September 28, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Me, blasting the butt-cheeks off that post because it lacks both capitalization and punctuation. ⤵️
one of my favorite holiday books is Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins, which involves the titular Hershel tricking a bunch of goblins in order to save Hanukkah
one he tricks by shamelessly lying about the rules of dreidel, and that is basically what trying to do a transaction with Trump is like
one he tricks by shamelessly lying about the rules of dreidel, and that is basically what trying to do a transaction with Trump is like
March 28, 2026 at 4:18 AM
one of my favorite holiday books is Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins, which involves the titular Hershel tricking a bunch of goblins in order to save Hanukkah
one he tricks by shamelessly lying about the rules of dreidel, and that is basically what trying to do a transaction with Trump is like
one he tricks by shamelessly lying about the rules of dreidel, and that is basically what trying to do a transaction with Trump is like
Hershel in Hershy pants....
Art by Vetonox...
Art by Vetonox...
September 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Hershel in Hershy pants....
Art by Vetonox...
Art by Vetonox...
Literally the same energy.
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Literally the same energy.
hershel for @professionalbedbreaker.com
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hershel for @professionalbedbreaker.com
more old Hershel sketches
August 10, 2023 at 9:52 PM
more old Hershel sketches
Trump has selected failed Senate candidate Hershel Walker to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
God help us.
God help us.
Trump has selected failed Senate candidate Hershel Walker to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
God help us.
God help us.
December 18, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Trump has selected failed Senate candidate Hershel Walker to be ambassador to the Bahamas.
God help us.
God help us.
Hershel arrives for his first day on the job.
December 18, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Hershel arrives for his first day on the job.
The strangest part of that was "Ambassador Hershel Walker"
June 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The strangest part of that was "Ambassador Hershel Walker"
At this point I’m almost 100% that by next week Hershel Walker will be nominated for head of the FBI.
November 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
At this point I’m almost 100% that by next week Hershel Walker will be nominated for head of the FBI.
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Okay since Dragon Cleaning is a topic...
Can I go to a bathhouse with Hershel?
Art by @/chikoguts
Okay since Dragon Cleaning is a topic...
Can I go to a bathhouse with Hershel?
Art by @/chikoguts
September 16, 2026 at 11:05 PM
....
Okay since Dragon Cleaning is a topic...
Can I go to a bathhouse with Hershel?
Art by @/chikoguts
Okay since Dragon Cleaning is a topic...
Can I go to a bathhouse with Hershel?
Art by @/chikoguts
Pondering professor
August 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Pondering professor
Hershel Walker must be her campaign manager.
September 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hershel Walker must be her campaign manager.
Next up on the Trump Parody Cabinet; Hershel Walker, heading up the ATF.
November 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Next up on the Trump Parody Cabinet; Hershel Walker, heading up the ATF.
001: Professor Hershel Layton
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
001: Professor Hershel Layton
Finally found a Clip Studio brush that I like, so here’s a horny Hershel~
October 1, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Finally found a Clip Studio brush that I like, so here’s a horny Hershel~