Guy who thinks all politicians are lizard people but also has kind of a lizard person fetish
September 25, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Guy who thinks all politicians are lizard people but also has kind of a lizard person fetish
I’m BEGGING you to stop using the lizard people, lizard person, lizard whatever joke in ANY context that shit is based on white supremacist antisemitic trope that Jews are all shapeshifting lizard people secretly controlling the world.
Every time you call ANYONE a lizard a Jew who sees it flinches
Every time you call ANYONE a lizard a Jew who sees it flinches
February 27, 2024 at 9:40 PM
I’m BEGGING you to stop using the lizard people, lizard person, lizard whatever joke in ANY context that shit is based on white supremacist antisemitic trope that Jews are all shapeshifting lizard people secretly controlling the world.
Every time you call ANYONE a lizard a Jew who sees it flinches
Every time you call ANYONE a lizard a Jew who sees it flinches
Headshot completed for drazilweames!
April 28, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Headshot completed for drazilweames!
the problem is that David Icke both sincerely believes in the lizard people *and* thinks that a lot of Jews work for the lizard people.
he's not an antisemite pretending to be a crazy person, he's a crazy person who is also an antisemite.
he's not an antisemite pretending to be a crazy person, he's a crazy person who is also an antisemite.
March 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
the problem is that David Icke both sincerely believes in the lizard people *and* thinks that a lot of Jews work for the lizard people.
he's not an antisemite pretending to be a crazy person, he's a crazy person who is also an antisemite.
he's not an antisemite pretending to be a crazy person, he's a crazy person who is also an antisemite.
He’s an opportunistic chameleon lizard person in a human douchebro skin suit.
April 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
He’s an opportunistic chameleon lizard person in a human douchebro skin suit.
Can one person in the Trump administration look normal, like they’re actually doing their job?
Trump Administration:
Trump Administration:
July 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Can one person in the Trump administration look normal, like they’re actually doing their job?
Trump Administration:
Trump Administration:
We can't rule out lizard person, though
November 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
We can't rule out lizard person, though
She definitely does enjoy being a lizard person.
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
She definitely does enjoy being a lizard person.
I drew that darn fortnite lizard because I had to.
(Her head is very annoying to draw)
(Her head is very annoying to draw)
April 7, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I drew that darn fortnite lizard because I had to.
(Her head is very annoying to draw)
(Her head is very annoying to draw)
He definitely looks like a lizard person
February 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
He definitely looks like a lizard person
Only a lizard person would think this is a good idea.
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Only a lizard person would think this is a good idea.
i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting
MrBeast has acquired Step, a teen-focused financial app valued at $900 million, in a deal reportedly worth over $1 billion
February 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
i've never seen a photo of MrBeast that doesn't look like something a lizard person conspiracy theorist would spend 100 hours zooming into the eyes of for evidence of shape-shifting
Acts like a Lizard person in a skin suit
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Acts like a Lizard person in a skin suit
i mean, if there's ever been a more obvious lizard person...
David Icke, notorious English peddler of anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about lizard people, is calling out Elon Musk on Twitter and it is fascinating to watch:
February 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
i mean, if there's ever been a more obvious lizard person...
Congrats to Rebel Media for finally pulling ahead of us! That day you accidentally reported that Justin Trudeau is NOT a lizard person really paid off!
July 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Congrats to Rebel Media for finally pulling ahead of us! That day you accidentally reported that Justin Trudeau is NOT a lizard person really paid off!
The appalling substance of the exchange aside, Bove is just such a lizard person. He’s cinematically repellent
SCHIFF: Did you suggest telling the courts 'fuck you' in any manner?
BOVE: I don't recall
SCHIFF: You just don't remember that
BOVE: I don't recall
SCHIFF: You just don't remember that
June 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The appalling substance of the exchange aside, Bove is just such a lizard person. He’s cinematically repellent
skink: lizard with stubby little legs
skunk: stinky weasel
skank: rude word for promiscuous person
skonk and skenk are still out there, waiting to be discovered
skunk: stinky weasel
skank: rude word for promiscuous person
skonk and skenk are still out there, waiting to be discovered
September 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
skink: lizard with stubby little legs
skunk: stinky weasel
skank: rude word for promiscuous person
skonk and skenk are still out there, waiting to be discovered
skunk: stinky weasel
skank: rude word for promiscuous person
skonk and skenk are still out there, waiting to be discovered
“Suspend a 400 million person free movement area over 60,000 migrants” nativism is a product of our dumbest lizard brain impulses
Italy has suspended the Schengen free movement with Spain following the Ceuta event.
July 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
“Suspend a 400 million person free movement area over 60,000 migrants” nativism is a product of our dumbest lizard brain impulses
Do we also need a lesson in why you should not call him a lizard person?
July 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Do we also need a lesson in why you should not call him a lizard person?
@timmiller.bsky.social on Jared Kushner: "I can't wait to get that fucking lizard person in front of Congress after the Democrats take it back next year."
August 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social on Jared Kushner: "I can't wait to get that fucking lizard person in front of Congress after the Democrats take it back next year."
*grits teeth so hard they fall through the bottom of my jaw* critical support for comrade lizard person
Newsom on Trump: "He's lost it. He hasn't lost a step. And I saw him trip on the steps today. This is serious. He is not the same person that I dealt with just four years ago. And he's incapable now of even a train of thought. He's making things up and he's putting people's lives at risk."
June 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
*grits teeth so hard they fall through the bottom of my jaw* critical support for comrade lizard person
Critical support to Comrade Asshole Lizard Person.
June 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Critical support to Comrade Asshole Lizard Person.
I feel like being a lizard person would actually be pretty cool? idk
March 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I feel like being a lizard person would actually be pretty cool? idk
"Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings who can smell misogyny and then wedge themselves into a tight crevice until the threat passes."
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I Can’t Wait Until I Turn Fifty and Morph into a Lizard Person
“Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings ...
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September 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"Ever wonder why women over fifty become invisible? It’s not because society no longer values them; it’s because they’ve changed into superior lizard beings who can smell misogyny and then wedge themselves into a tight crevice until the threat passes."
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