Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips
October 3, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips
And about as attractive as one of Rootveg Serf’s turnips
March 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
And about as attractive as one of Rootveg Serf’s turnips
What a terrible waste, it usually gets used by Granny Rootveg in one of her more expensive concoctions I believe @rootvegserf.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
What a terrible waste, it usually gets used by Granny Rootveg in one of her more expensive concoctions I believe @rootvegserf.bsky.social
Come on round to þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde, very good-ish food* and reasonable-ish priced rootveg-based alcohol 24/7
* the pies are luverly
* the pies are luverly
June 24, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Come on round to þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde, very good-ish food* and reasonable-ish priced rootveg-based alcohol 24/7
* the pies are luverly
* the pies are luverly
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I've not seen this 'advert' to which they refer, but it sounds as if someone called Johnlewiserf has moved to Wülferhampton and is trying to muscle in on my rootveg trading monopoly. This will not end well*
* for Johnlewiserf
* for Johnlewiserf
Don't forget that Granny Rootveg has a wonderful range of "herbal elixirs"
I suggest an MRI*
* Mud and Radish Inema.
I suggest an MRI*
* Mud and Radish Inema.
July 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't forget that Granny Rootveg has a wonderful range of "herbal elixirs"
I suggest an MRI*
* Mud and Radish Inema.
I suggest an MRI*
* Mud and Radish Inema.
I don't know why you lot complain about the price* of Granny R's various rootveg-based distillations. Just saw the attached bill for whisky from a hotel in Braemar. Someone's making a fortune - the Balvenie 50yo is only £32k for a whole bottle. Thoughts @macanultaigh.bsky.social ?
* and taste
* and taste
January 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't know why you lot complain about the price* of Granny R's various rootveg-based distillations. Just saw the attached bill for whisky from a hotel in Braemar. Someone's making a fortune - the Balvenie 50yo is only £32k for a whole bottle. Thoughts @macanultaigh.bsky.social ?
* and taste
* and taste
Remind me to ask the Rootveg Serf for some Radishes to test out on him, then.
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Remind me to ask the Rootveg Serf for some Radishes to test out on him, then.
Papal news update
And in a surprising development, yesterday's expected victory for Pope Brassica I (Cardinal Rootveg) in the Papal elections for the Mercian Schism, was blown away when the Cardinal went for a latrine break. He came back to discover that his faithful scribe Minkie was now Pope!
And in a surprising development, yesterday's expected victory for Pope Brassica I (Cardinal Rootveg) in the Papal elections for the Mercian Schism, was blown away when the Cardinal went for a latrine break. He came back to discover that his faithful scribe Minkie was now Pope!
May 9, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Papal news update
And in a surprising development, yesterday's expected victory for Pope Brassica I (Cardinal Rootveg) in the Papal elections for the Mercian Schism, was blown away when the Cardinal went for a latrine break. He came back to discover that his faithful scribe Minkie was now Pope!
And in a surprising development, yesterday's expected victory for Pope Brassica I (Cardinal Rootveg) in the Papal elections for the Mercian Schism, was blown away when the Cardinal went for a latrine break. He came back to discover that his faithful scribe Minkie was now Pope!
Direct descendant of granny Rootveg that one.
December 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Direct descendant of granny Rootveg that one.
One always has to ask what a free pen costs, ultimately. Your soul? That's not a good exchange rate.
Compare that with the over 50s Life Plan from Rootveg Mutual Life which gives you a 50 groat giftcard for the Rootveg'R'We stall on completion of paying 50 years premiums.
Compare that with the over 50s Life Plan from Rootveg Mutual Life which gives you a 50 groat giftcard for the Rootveg'R'We stall on completion of paying 50 years premiums.
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
One always has to ask what a free pen costs, ultimately. Your soul? That's not a good exchange rate.
Compare that with the over 50s Life Plan from Rootveg Mutual Life which gives you a 50 groat giftcard for the Rootveg'R'We stall on completion of paying 50 years premiums.
Compare that with the over 50s Life Plan from Rootveg Mutual Life which gives you a 50 groat giftcard for the Rootveg'R'We stall on completion of paying 50 years premiums.
I've decided that RootVeg Enterprises Ltd is going to try and delink from using services owned or managed by those dodgy folk in Vinland. I suspect it won't be easy, but little steps...
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I've decided that RootVeg Enterprises Ltd is going to try and delink from using services owned or managed by those dodgy folk in Vinland. I suspect it won't be easy, but little steps...
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
Stage 1 is moving away from using Google. I've opened a pro Proton a/c (Swiss) and am now migrating everything
Perhaps we can pay that filthy Rat for LCM assisting RootVeg & GrannyRooty with sorting their vegetables.
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February 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Perhaps we can pay that filthy Rat for LCM assisting RootVeg & GrannyRooty with sorting their vegetables.
@bankmercia.bsky.social
Will there be the month end
#rootveg report tomorrow
Goid peelings to the missus xx
Will there be the month end
#rootveg report tomorrow
Goid peelings to the missus xx
February 27, 2026 at 1:43 PM
@bankmercia.bsky.social
Will there be the month end
#rootveg report tomorrow
Goid peelings to the missus xx
Will there be the month end
#rootveg report tomorrow
Goid peelings to the missus xx
The illuminator has just finished colouring his sketch of last year's carolling. Cute aren't they?
November 13, 2024 at 1:37 PM
The illuminator has just finished colouring his sketch of last year's carolling. Cute aren't they?
No other retailer of root vegetables in Wülferhampton can offer better prices or higher quality goods than everyone's favourite monopoly rootveg seller. Our motto is "Rooty's veg is the best in town. Probably"
August 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
No other retailer of root vegetables in Wülferhampton can offer better prices or higher quality goods than everyone's favourite monopoly rootveg seller. Our motto is "Rooty's veg is the best in town. Probably"
Granny R doesn't hold with all that furrin nonsense. Plain Anglo-Saxon was good enough for her Mum, Great-great-Uncle Rootveg*. The Yuletide Vodka is called Bishop's Piss.
* it's complicated
* it's complicated
December 20, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Granny R doesn't hold with all that furrin nonsense. Plain Anglo-Saxon was good enough for her Mum, Great-great-Uncle Rootveg*. The Yuletide Vodka is called Bishop's Piss.
* it's complicated
* it's complicated
Good idea. Obviously selling the actual turnips is a complete no-no, but you could set up a small business selling processed turnips and ready meals - if you think you can beat Other Granny Rootveg in a kitchen-knife fight.
March 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Good idea. Obviously selling the actual turnips is a complete no-no, but you could set up a small business selling processed turnips and ready meals - if you think you can beat Other Granny Rootveg in a kitchen-knife fight.
Given the amount of beets, carrots, potatoes, and parsnips we eat, we must be putting The Rootveg Serf's children through Cathedral School or something.
May 21, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Given the amount of beets, carrots, potatoes, and parsnips we eat, we must be putting The Rootveg Serf's children through Cathedral School or something.
How did the ancient Greeks and Romans ate turnip? And what was the position of this vegetable at the dinner table? How important was it?
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A Brief History of Turnip (And other Medieval Root Vegetables)
Podcast Episode · The Delicious Legacy · 12/03/2025 · 32m
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April 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
How did the ancient Greeks and Romans ate turnip? And what was the position of this vegetable at the dinner table? How important was it?
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#podcast #history #foodhistory #turnip #rootveg #salsify #medievalfood #baldrick #blackadder
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I doubt if our mighty Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social , may his lovely cornflower-blue eyes never fade, would hurl turnips himself. He has affairs of state to deal with. He may authorise the hurling of turnips, provided they are purchased from the official rootveg supplier (me) [He gets a 10% tithe]
May 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I doubt if our mighty Lord @wulfhelm.bsky.social , may his lovely cornflower-blue eyes never fade, would hurl turnips himself. He has affairs of state to deal with. He may authorise the hurling of turnips, provided they are purchased from the official rootveg supplier (me) [He gets a 10% tithe]
1. The orange one because it tastes of oranges and the others are just plain.
2. I never chuck up.
3.A year and a day. Granny Rootveg was nearly arrested.
4. A variety of stinky fungus found at a top secret location behind the latrines.
5. I have never seen anything but ashes in that oven, m'lud.
2. I never chuck up.
3.A year and a day. Granny Rootveg was nearly arrested.
4. A variety of stinky fungus found at a top secret location behind the latrines.
5. I have never seen anything but ashes in that oven, m'lud.
December 7, 2024 at 8:51 PM
1. The orange one because it tastes of oranges and the others are just plain.
2. I never chuck up.
3.A year and a day. Granny Rootveg was nearly arrested.
4. A variety of stinky fungus found at a top secret location behind the latrines.
5. I have never seen anything but ashes in that oven, m'lud.
2. I never chuck up.
3.A year and a day. Granny Rootveg was nearly arrested.
4. A variety of stinky fungus found at a top secret location behind the latrines.
5. I have never seen anything but ashes in that oven, m'lud.
Helmlet.
Two Gentlemen of Wulferhampton.
All's Wulf That Ends Helm.
El Squiggy and Cleopatra.
The Rootveg Merchant of Wulferhampton.
Brothello, starring the Mead Hall Wench as Desde-moan-a.
The Temptress (also starring the Mead Hall Wench)
A Midsummer Night's Scream (Starring Duty Torturer)
Two Gentlemen of Wulferhampton.
All's Wulf That Ends Helm.
El Squiggy and Cleopatra.
The Rootveg Merchant of Wulferhampton.
Brothello, starring the Mead Hall Wench as Desde-moan-a.
The Temptress (also starring the Mead Hall Wench)
A Midsummer Night's Scream (Starring Duty Torturer)
May 5, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Helmlet.
Two Gentlemen of Wulferhampton.
All's Wulf That Ends Helm.
El Squiggy and Cleopatra.
The Rootveg Merchant of Wulferhampton.
Brothello, starring the Mead Hall Wench as Desde-moan-a.
The Temptress (also starring the Mead Hall Wench)
A Midsummer Night's Scream (Starring Duty Torturer)
Two Gentlemen of Wulferhampton.
All's Wulf That Ends Helm.
El Squiggy and Cleopatra.
The Rootveg Merchant of Wulferhampton.
Brothello, starring the Mead Hall Wench as Desde-moan-a.
The Temptress (also starring the Mead Hall Wench)
A Midsummer Night's Scream (Starring Duty Torturer)
He didn’t develop that iron grip on his seax by accident Mr Rootveg 😁
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October 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He didn’t develop that iron grip on his seax by accident Mr Rootveg 😁