#valium
Thank god my mom just did Valium and Virginia Slims when she was pregnant with me
September 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
If Valium isn't helping you sleep, have you tried listening to the soft sounds of Chuck Schumer expressing outrage on the Senate floor?
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Mother's Little Helper but instead of valium for you it is benadryl for your husband
December 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
She’s smiling because the Valium hasn’t worn off yet.
January 24, 2026 at 3:54 PM
stolen valium
June 2, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Valium natural:
July 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
June 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
In valium veritas.
September 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Might go home and take a Valium lol
April 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
taking a valium so i can read the news
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Take a fucking Valium
April 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
timothy snyder take a valium pls it’s easter
April 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Valium isn’t strong enough.
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ah well. Coffee tastes better with Valium anyhow.
January 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I think I need a valium wrapped in chocolate cake.
December 31, 2024 at 10:45 PM
dreifacher brühberger valium & apex twin
September 25, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I get why women my mom’s age were hooked on Valium.
November 13, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Valium, cocaine, box of wine.
August 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Pay me to take VALIUM. I need it because of you!
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Judge me all you want, f*ckerz. Thank God for doggy Valium. all four fur babies are finally calming down.
🐶🐶🐶🐶
July 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I'll have a café mocha vodka valium latte to go, please.
February 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
oh she gets VALIUM! how much valium do you give a whole whale, damn. i want to come back in my next life as a whale being euthanized
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM