JD Vance is in the Witless Protection program.
December 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
JD Vance is in the Witless Protection program.
imagine being such a witless loser you get dunked on by chuck fucking schumer
August 6, 2024 at 5:31 PM
imagine being such a witless loser you get dunked on by chuck fucking schumer
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
Important for understanding the context for Farage’s witless opposition to ‘net zero’.
🔴 Hedge fund manager Jeremy Hosking has given Reform £1.7m+
Since Iran war, Hosking's fund's energy and fossil fuel investments have risen by more than $25 million
Other Reform donors set to profit from the 'war premium'
Exclusive by me on D4S:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/farages-fo...
Since Iran war, Hosking's fund's energy and fossil fuel investments have risen by more than $25 million
Other Reform donors set to profit from the 'war premium'
Exclusive by me on D4S:
democracyforsale.substack.com/p/farages-fo...
Farage's fossil fuel donors profit from Iran war
Democracy for Sale analysis finds 'war premium' driving up energy costs is also boosting the portfolios of some of Reform's biggest backers
democracyforsale.substack.com
March 24, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Important for understanding the context for Farage’s witless opposition to ‘net zero’.
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
November 27, 2024 at 3:15 PM
BREAKING: Trump threatens tariffs on Scotland unless they immediately outlaw their national pastime of hurling insults at him.
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
In particular:
"Mangled apricot hellbeast"
"Clueless numpty"
"Weapons-grade plum"
"Toupeed fucktrumpet"
"Witless cocksplat"
americans have absolutely no idea how badly the war is going for the united states, all thanks to the gutless, witless journalists who refuse to cover the facts of the situation
April 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
americans have absolutely no idea how badly the war is going for the united states, all thanks to the gutless, witless journalists who refuse to cover the facts of the situation
Ron Johnson belongs in the Witless Protection Program.
July 26, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Ron Johnson belongs in the Witless Protection Program.
Morning Shot from Witless Bay NL.
September 23, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Morning Shot from Witless Bay NL.
Trump is a witless malignant narcissist who is the only one to not recognize that Xi trolled and mocked him.
May 15, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Trump is a witless malignant narcissist who is the only one to not recognize that Xi trolled and mocked him.
A witless parody of authoritarianism.
March 8, 2026 at 6:07 PM
A witless parody of authoritarianism.
April 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Wait, how… much of this book is driven by Lady Catherine being bored witless?
July 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Wait, how… much of this book is driven by Lady Catherine being bored witless?
"Witless cocksplat". 🤪😂
November 27, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"Witless cocksplat". 🤪😂
Birthday Prez's scared witless or Tomahawks. So I'm making threats of WW3 again..
youtu.be/tkPWlfgIIjs
youtu.be/tkPWlfgIIjs
Birthday Putin scared witless of Tomahawks
YouTube video by In the Bunker with Darth Putin KGB
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Birthday Prez's scared witless or Tomahawks. So I'm making threats of WW3 again..
youtu.be/tkPWlfgIIjs
youtu.be/tkPWlfgIIjs
Not only stupid and vicious but witless.
October 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Not only stupid and vicious but witless.
Witless protection.
September 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Witless protection.
Just the most gutless spineless chinless witless loser alive
March 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just the most gutless spineless chinless witless loser alive
Two all thief baddies, mental loss, witless sleaze, with a felony deed done.
Photo credit: @pleightx.bsky.social
Photo credit: @pleightx.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Two all thief baddies, mental loss, witless sleaze, with a felony deed done.
Photo credit: @pleightx.bsky.social
Photo credit: @pleightx.bsky.social
Yes, I heard about the Secretary of the Army being a witless buffoon. I need to say this as gently as possible, but you have to understand that I already assume everyone* in this administration is a witless buffoon and every time they speak nonsense vomits forth like wodge of overly masticated gum
Dan Driscoll [answering cell phone]: Hello?
Voice: Hi it’s the moon
Driscoll: I told you to stop calling
Voice: I going to hit your eye like a big pizza pie
Driscoll: I HAVE ALERTED THE FBI TO THIS HARASSMENT
Voice: I have a man in me
Driscoll: THIS IS DISRESPECT TO THE MILITARY
Voice: Hi it’s the moon
Driscoll: I told you to stop calling
Voice: I going to hit your eye like a big pizza pie
Driscoll: I HAVE ALERTED THE FBI TO THIS HARASSMENT
Voice: I have a man in me
Driscoll: THIS IS DISRESPECT TO THE MILITARY
June 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yes, I heard about the Secretary of the Army being a witless buffoon. I need to say this as gently as possible, but you have to understand that I already assume everyone* in this administration is a witless buffoon and every time they speak nonsense vomits forth like wodge of overly masticated gum
This is what happens when you send a couple of witless real estate guys out to do serious work.
2/2
2/2
September 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
This is what happens when you send a couple of witless real estate guys out to do serious work.
2/2
2/2
Witless (2025)
April 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Witless (2025)
Boris Johnson's Unleashed review: 772 witless pages from an angry, thin-skinned man inews.co.uk/culture/unle...
Boris Johnson's Unleashed is 772 witless pages from a thin-skinned man
Nothing can prepare you for how boring this memoir is
inews.co.uk
October 4, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Boris Johnson's Unleashed review: 772 witless pages from an angry, thin-skinned man inews.co.uk/culture/unle...
When the witless Tarnished has that smell of death root on them
🎨 kelevtov
🎨 kelevtov
September 6, 2024 at 11:28 AM
When the witless Tarnished has that smell of death root on them
🎨 kelevtov
🎨 kelevtov
Current state of the UK newspapers:
Guardian - witless gossip for posh people who don’t think they are posh
Times - witless gossip for posh people who are not as posh as they think
Telegraph - witless gossip for posh people who are insane
Mail - witless gossip for people who wish they were posh
Guardian - witless gossip for posh people who don’t think they are posh
Times - witless gossip for posh people who are not as posh as they think
Telegraph - witless gossip for posh people who are insane
Mail - witless gossip for people who wish they were posh
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Current state of the UK newspapers:
Guardian - witless gossip for posh people who don’t think they are posh
Times - witless gossip for posh people who are not as posh as they think
Telegraph - witless gossip for posh people who are insane
Mail - witless gossip for people who wish they were posh
Guardian - witless gossip for posh people who don’t think they are posh
Times - witless gossip for posh people who are not as posh as they think
Telegraph - witless gossip for posh people who are insane
Mail - witless gossip for people who wish they were posh
If you think this witless tripe is effective or appropriate, please block me.
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March 26, 2026 at 3:32 PM
If you think this witless tripe is effective or appropriate, please block me.
Thanks.
Thanks.