@jinglesg.bsky.social
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You know what would be fun? A soup party. Everybody brings their best soup. People who can’t cook can bring the crackers and crusty bread.
The host should have ample comfortable seating and blankets for all.
The host should have ample comfortable seating and blankets for all.
September 16, 2026 at 6:28 AM
You know what would be fun? A soup party. Everybody brings their best soup. People who can’t cook can bring the crackers and crusty bread.
The host should have ample comfortable seating and blankets for all.
The host should have ample comfortable seating and blankets for all.
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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WHY I AM CURRENTLY YELLING:
MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
September 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
WHY I AM CURRENTLY YELLING:
MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
MY HUMAN PERCEIVED ME WHEN I DID NOT WISH TO BE PERCEIVED.
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TODAY I AM THINKING ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS
I DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT
I DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT
September 7, 2026 at 1:16 PM
TODAY I AM THINKING ABOUT SERIOUS BUSINESS
I DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT
I DON’T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT IT IS
BUT I AM THINKING ABOUT IT
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Loon dad feeding a crayfish to his loonlet captured by @harrycollinsphotography (IG): #AGoodPlace
September 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Loon dad feeding a crayfish to his loonlet captured by @harrycollinsphotography (IG): #AGoodPlace
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My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She asked:
What do you call a recall
of blackberries, blueberries,
strawberries and raspberries
happening on top
of the other food outbreaks?
I said I did not know.
So she answered:
Being buried alive.
And then we didn’t laugh.
told me a new joke.
She asked:
What do you call a recall
of blackberries, blueberries,
strawberries and raspberries
happening on top
of the other food outbreaks?
I said I did not know.
So she answered:
Being buried alive.
And then we didn’t laugh.
September 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My aunt, the doctor,
told me a new joke.
She asked:
What do you call a recall
of blackberries, blueberries,
strawberries and raspberries
happening on top
of the other food outbreaks?
I said I did not know.
So she answered:
Being buried alive.
And then we didn’t laugh.
told me a new joke.
She asked:
What do you call a recall
of blackberries, blueberries,
strawberries and raspberries
happening on top
of the other food outbreaks?
I said I did not know.
So she answered:
Being buried alive.
And then we didn’t laugh.
I know there were more notable deaths this past week but we also lost Mary Bonnin the first woman to become a Master Diver in the US Navy. I remember when her info was removed from federal websites as part of the anti dei bs. The second woman to make this rank would not do so until 2023.
August 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I know there were more notable deaths this past week but we also lost Mary Bonnin the first woman to become a Master Diver in the US Navy. I remember when her info was removed from federal websites as part of the anti dei bs. The second woman to make this rank would not do so until 2023.
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I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets.
August 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I assume it was ignored because most people don't write recipes in Excel spreadsheets.
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A real “I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face” moment. lol. Milo Yiannopoulos, the self-described libertarian and professional internet troll who built a career around controversial right-wing politics, is now in ICE custody.
August 28, 2026 at 11:39 PM
A real “I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY face” moment. lol. Milo Yiannopoulos, the self-described libertarian and professional internet troll who built a career around controversial right-wing politics, is now in ICE custody.
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August 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Well, it IS International Dog Day...
August 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Well, it IS International Dog Day...
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All the people who are anti-AI or want to slow AI progress, I have one question:
You want to hang out?
I've got video games and tabletop RPG stuff. And board games. We could split some pizza and sides and stuff. Then we'll make some real art together.
You want to hang out?
I've got video games and tabletop RPG stuff. And board games. We could split some pizza and sides and stuff. Then we'll make some real art together.
August 26, 2026 at 2:28 AM
All the people who are anti-AI or want to slow AI progress, I have one question:
You want to hang out?
I've got video games and tabletop RPG stuff. And board games. We could split some pizza and sides and stuff. Then we'll make some real art together.
You want to hang out?
I've got video games and tabletop RPG stuff. And board games. We could split some pizza and sides and stuff. Then we'll make some real art together.
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Our feature artist/tutorial today is this simple but INCREDIBLY USEFUL trick for mastering HAND FORMS and FORESHORTENING, by the talented @simodasketch! CROSS CONTOURS are a fantastic way to see the CHANGES IN DIRECTION, as well as helping us to better understand how FORMS STACK!
August 24, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Our feature artist/tutorial today is this simple but INCREDIBLY USEFUL trick for mastering HAND FORMS and FORESHORTENING, by the talented @simodasketch! CROSS CONTOURS are a fantastic way to see the CHANGES IN DIRECTION, as well as helping us to better understand how FORMS STACK!
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Waiter: "A party of twenty has just ordered the roast goat."
Chef, who's been waiting for this chance all his life: "You're gonna need a bigger goat."
Chef, who's been waiting for this chance all his life: "You're gonna need a bigger goat."
August 19, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Waiter: "A party of twenty has just ordered the roast goat."
Chef, who's been waiting for this chance all his life: "You're gonna need a bigger goat."
Chef, who's been waiting for this chance all his life: "You're gonna need a bigger goat."
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Date: "So tell me something about yourself."
Me: I like to call frozen burgers "brrrgers"
Date: "I need to see other people."
Me: I like to call frozen burgers "brrrgers"
Date: "I need to see other people."
August 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Date: "So tell me something about yourself."
Me: I like to call frozen burgers "brrrgers"
Date: "I need to see other people."
Me: I like to call frozen burgers "brrrgers"
Date: "I need to see other people."
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I'm sure Dad was trying his best...
August 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I'm sure Dad was trying his best...
This is the third summer where I have had gladiolas come up in my zone 5 gardens without pulling them over the winter. I am grateful for the garden witch who lived here before me for leaving them behind.
August 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
This is the third summer where I have had gladiolas come up in my zone 5 gardens without pulling them over the winter. I am grateful for the garden witch who lived here before me for leaving them behind.
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically yes. (But not really)
August 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically yes. (But not really)
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Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
August 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
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"I can do it faster with AI"
Yeah and it'd be faster to just toss all the ingredients in a blender and make Nutrient Slurry instead of cooking dinner too, but I'm not gonna do that either.
Yeah and it'd be faster to just toss all the ingredients in a blender and make Nutrient Slurry instead of cooking dinner too, but I'm not gonna do that either.
July 24, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"I can do it faster with AI"
Yeah and it'd be faster to just toss all the ingredients in a blender and make Nutrient Slurry instead of cooking dinner too, but I'm not gonna do that either.
Yeah and it'd be faster to just toss all the ingredients in a blender and make Nutrient Slurry instead of cooking dinner too, but I'm not gonna do that either.
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It crossed my TL therefore...
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
July 25, 2026 at 12:39 AM
It crossed my TL therefore...
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I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm.
Must work well with udders.
Must work well with udders.
July 22, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm in search for someone to assist with milking cows on my dairy farm.
Must work well with udders.
Must work well with udders.
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Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in.
July 22, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Doomscrolling is out. Bloomscrolling is in.