#FutureDad
dang my futuredad announcement broke the servers, huh
November 25, 2024 at 8:03 PM
lmao 😆 do i dare click into the thread
December 6, 2024 at 8:37 PM
la croix chef: futuredad
February 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
gdi futuredad
March 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
👉🤮👽👉

*futuredad wannabe*
February 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just futuredad here sharing their superpower.👍🏻😂
*uses xray vision to pick the cereal box with the best toy*
March 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can stand in for @lacroixboi.dadguy.online, all you have to do is sip la croix and say things like "futuredad implies the existence of pastson" 😅
November 29, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Futuredad's got some serious futuredad jokes!!! Lol.
February 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Futuredad: elitist and will not share his gargoyle friends
December 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Futuredad Jerfb and I are two famous friends
February 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i'm going to borrow that if it's okay futuredad
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
a tale as old as time, beauties and the SKEET
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Mask off, oh how funny. my display name used to be futurejeffrey. and then futuredad and then bebé came

Mask on, literally can’t argue with that logic.
April 19, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Congratulations, futuredad! 🥂
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
futuredad is the eve6 of skeeting
April 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Get out of here, futuredad!!
January 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Go home futuredad, you’re drunk
February 14, 2025 at 6:59 AM
futuredad asking the real questions
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
How soon does futuredad turn into newdad?
December 25, 2024 at 6:01 PM
It is. Congrats on the being a futuredad!
November 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
BB! happy 2025 — a great upcoming year for you, futuredad 🫶🏻
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM