man I don’t even know what to say anymore except lol and lmao
run through the tape and make all their worst nightmares come true
run through the tape and make all their worst nightmares come true
November 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
man I don’t even know what to say anymore except lol and lmao
run through the tape and make all their worst nightmares come true
run through the tape and make all their worst nightmares come true
I AM SO HAPPY SHE ATE SHIT I AM CRYING IN BED THIS WOMAN'S DECISION IN 2018 COMES TO ME IN MY NIGHTMARES
November 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I AM SO HAPPY SHE ATE SHIT I AM CRYING IN BED THIS WOMAN'S DECISION IN 2018 COMES TO ME IN MY NIGHTMARES
Literally explained hanging chads to people younger than me yesterday and the feeling in my body realizing folks don’t carry around hanging chads in their nightmares…whewww boyyyyyy
A real generational divide tonight between those of us who were sentient in 2000 and those who weren't as we watch these Florida returns. lol
November 4, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Literally explained hanging chads to people younger than me yesterday and the feeling in my body realizing folks don’t carry around hanging chads in their nightmares…whewww boyyyyyy
On the plus side we can still all visit the World of David Walliams in our nightmares.
November 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
On the plus side we can still all visit the World of David Walliams in our nightmares.
morning affirmations: my nightmares aren’t prophecies, my nightmares aren’t real and don’t mean anything, they are just nightmares
November 4, 2026 at 8:48 AM
morning affirmations: my nightmares aren’t prophecies, my nightmares aren’t real and don’t mean anything, they are just nightmares
Illustration, Little Nightmares. Didn’t do anything special for today but this works!
October 31, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Illustration, Little Nightmares. Didn’t do anything special for today but this works!
I pray we make this man's nightmares real. And extradite him, to boot!
Another source, a "right-wing influencer," said: “I’m going to Argentina. . . . Like, moving there. We’re all going to be indicted. Anyone who was ever close to this is going to be targeted. They’re going to come after us even if our fingerprints aren’t on anything.”
November 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I pray we make this man's nightmares real. And extradite him, to boot!
even a hero gets nightmares sometimes
November 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
even a hero gets nightmares sometimes
In his worst nightmares he was not prepared for this.
November 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
In his worst nightmares he was not prepared for this.
A necroni. Don’t have nightmares
October 31, 2026 at 5:28 PM
A necroni. Don’t have nightmares
Hope there are no Nightmares
November 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Hope there are no Nightmares
How this morning is starting lol. The things nightmares are made of
November 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
How this morning is starting lol. The things nightmares are made of
THEY'RE CALLED NIGHTMARES BECAUSE WE FUCKING HATE HORSES IN THIS HOUSE, OKAY KEVIN?
October 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
THEY'RE CALLED NIGHTMARES BECAUSE WE FUCKING HATE HORSES IN THIS HOUSE, OKAY KEVIN?
petition to cancel all nightmares
November 2, 2026 at 8:41 AM
petition to cancel all nightmares
The stuff of nightmares
Called place where I’m getting ultrasound today:
“Uh..I just got a call from one of your employees saying I need a different test and she had my address and insurance provider wrong and didn’t know if any of this is covered?”
Receptionist: “oh yeah that’s our AI agent Vivian. She gets confused!”
“Uh..I just got a call from one of your employees saying I need a different test and she had my address and insurance provider wrong and didn’t know if any of this is covered?”
Receptionist: “oh yeah that’s our AI agent Vivian. She gets confused!”
I’ve now experienced AI fucking up TWO medical things for me in the past month.
1. Sent me the wrong summary of a bad blood test result via patient portal that scared the shit out of me
2. An AI agent (who I did not know was an AI agent) called me today to schedule a test my doctor did not order
1. Sent me the wrong summary of a bad blood test result via patient portal that scared the shit out of me
2. An AI agent (who I did not know was an AI agent) called me today to schedule a test my doctor did not order
November 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The stuff of nightmares
He's gonna see the orange sleeves in his nightmares (also: Josh Jones 👀👀👀)
November 3, 2026 at 6:39 PM
He's gonna see the orange sleeves in his nightmares (also: Josh Jones 👀👀👀)
November 3, 2026 at 5:16 AM
She comes to me in my nightmares
November 4, 2026 at 9:56 AM
She comes to me in my nightmares
nightmares
November 4, 2026 at 9:38 AM
nightmares
As if my nightmares weren't bad enough ...
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
As if my nightmares weren't bad enough ...
May he have nightmares followed by paralysis.
Elon Musk hasn't tweeted in seven hours
November 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
May he have nightmares followed by paralysis.
Good morning lesbians who have nightmares
October 31, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Good morning lesbians who have nightmares
No Micah. You’re wrong.
Run through the tape and BECOME their worst nightmares
Run through the tape and BECOME their worst nightmares
November 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
No Micah. You’re wrong.
Run through the tape and BECOME their worst nightmares
Run through the tape and BECOME their worst nightmares