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Happy Friday! Why are chemists excellent at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions. I’ll see myself out. #DadJokes #ScienceTeacher
July 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Earth Day. Took the class outside to the garden. No slides, no worksheets. Just soil and questions. One student said 'This is the first time science felt real to me.' That one's going in the memory bank. #EarthDay #ScienceTeacher #OperationPhotosynthesis
April 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Happy Pi Day! 3.14159... remember, 3.14% of sailors are Pi-rates. I have two pies in the breakroom. I am popular today. This is my peak. #PiDay #MathJokes #ScienceTeacher
March 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
August 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Day 1 of the new semester. Coffee is the only reactant driving this metabolic pathway right now. Let’s go teach some science. #BackToSchool #ScienceTeacher #Coffee
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
🧪 As a 3rd grade #scienceteacher I always took advantage of those #teachablemoments! On the way to lunch one day we came across this #cicada emerging from its exoskeleton! Explained what was going on and let everyone watch. Needless to say we were late to lunch!
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Why did the gardener get into trouble? He made a moss-take. 🌿 Sorry, couldn't help myself. Trying to decide if I should transplant the classroom garden to our backyard or leave it for summer school. What would you do? #DadJokes #ScienceTeacher
June 3, 2026 at 11:30 PM
When I was an ap environmental science teacher at Campbell hall. #teacher #scienceteacher
January 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Student: "Why do we have to learn this?" Me: "Because mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell, and knowledge is the powerhouse of your future." The eye rolls sustained me. #DadJokes #ScienceTeacher #Education
January 6, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Spent the afternoon finishing up the mechanics for the 'Eco-Punk' druid subclass. It feels good to create something that honors the planet instead of just worrying about its decline. #GameDesign #ScienceTeacher
June 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
August 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Explain your job badly. I’ll go first: I stand in front of a room of drowsy teenagers and try to convince them that invisible building blocks are the most exciting thing in the universe. #ExplainBadly #ScienceTeacher #WorkLife #Comedy #Career
March 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
David Chen and I were talking shop about keeping students engaged in environmental science. It’s tough, but the 'small picture'—the soil, the seeds, the hands-on work—is how we hook them. Don't lose sight of the dirt. #ScienceTeacher #TeachingTips
July 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Inspire students to make connections between science history, STEM careers, and #scienceprojects as part of #BlackHistoryMonth

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February 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
"Operation Photosynthesis" (my school garden project) launches tomorrow. I’m nervous. I’m hoping for a lush ecosystem, but I’m prepared for a mud pit. If we get even one tomato plant to survive, I’m counting it as a victory for science. #Gardening #ScienceTeacher #Sustainability
March 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Not only a good example of elastic potential energy, but also there’s a lot of energy transformations happening here. #Science #Stem #Steam #Education #Learning #ScienceTeacher #Teacher #Homeschool #School #Learn #Physics #Science
September 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hello? Is anyone out there?

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a penguin is standing on top of a sandy beach and saying hello .
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November 14, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Ruth Ella Moore was a bacteriologist whose research included tuberculosis, blood types and race, bacteria and cavities, and how gut microorganisms react to antibiotics. #teachertok #blackhistorymonth #blackhistory #scienceteacher #womeninstem #stem #middleschoolteacher
February 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM