They are FRAT Boys with the maturity of middleschoolers.
July 15, 2026 at 12:12 PM
They are FRAT Boys with the maturity of middleschoolers.
People in politics are such middleschoolers. who the fuck even cares Keith
July 20, 2026 at 3:32 AM
People in politics are such middleschoolers. who the fuck even cares Keith
1. Blame tech marketers!
2. I am NEVERENDINGLY angry that the videogame industry went the way of (generally) making us play against other people instead of making first class enemy bots for those of us who like games but are old and don't want to be perennially teabagged by twitchy middleschoolers.
2. I am NEVERENDINGLY angry that the videogame industry went the way of (generally) making us play against other people instead of making first class enemy bots for those of us who like games but are old and don't want to be perennially teabagged by twitchy middleschoolers.
As a software engineer I really resent the general public calling the "spicy autocorrect shittifier" the phrase "artificial intelligence". It's a specific type - Generative AI. Different from voice assistants, computer and machine vision, video game enemy behavior... AI has been around awhile. 😩
As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.
May 22, 2026 at 11:58 PM
1. Blame tech marketers!
2. I am NEVERENDINGLY angry that the videogame industry went the way of (generally) making us play against other people instead of making first class enemy bots for those of us who like games but are old and don't want to be perennially teabagged by twitchy middleschoolers.
2. I am NEVERENDINGLY angry that the videogame industry went the way of (generally) making us play against other people instead of making first class enemy bots for those of us who like games but are old and don't want to be perennially teabagged by twitchy middleschoolers.
It's ridiculous to bar even middleschoolers from reading this but UNIVERSITY???? Are college students not supposed to know what sex is??
April 20, 2026 at 1:18 PM
It's ridiculous to bar even middleschoolers from reading this but UNIVERSITY???? Are college students not supposed to know what sex is??
the kind of shit some random middleschoolers were in:
February 18, 2026 at 6:09 PM
the kind of shit some random middleschoolers were in:
Its like watching middleschoolers fuck with a 1st grader
April 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Its like watching middleschoolers fuck with a 1st grader
I've seen better fights from middleschoolers.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I've seen better fights from middleschoolers.
Lot of people answering the question "how many middleschoolers could you fight?" And being dismayed to find out the correct answer is much lower than they thought.
trying to fight a bunch of middle-schoolers at the big age of 36 is truly humiliating, especially when you immediately run to the cops to cry about it after
FAFO for thee but not FAFO for me…
youtube.com/shorts/W-5L9...
FAFO for thee but not FAFO for me…
youtube.com/shorts/W-5L9...
36-year-old MAGA Mom Harasses & Attacks Anti-ICE Teen Protesters
YouTube video by good morning, bad news
youtube.com
February 18, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Lot of people answering the question "how many middleschoolers could you fight?" And being dismayed to find out the correct answer is much lower than they thought.
anime boy with white hair and a tragic science facility backstory is The Wall for early 2000s middleschoolers.
May 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
anime boy with white hair and a tragic science facility backstory is The Wall for early 2000s middleschoolers.
I feel like this feels like middleschool petty bullying is because some of them are in fact middleschoolers
September 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I feel like this feels like middleschool petty bullying is because some of them are in fact middleschoolers
We're being governed by middleschoolers.
March 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
We're being governed by middleschoolers.
Middleschoolers lack ambition and initiative.
April 26, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Middleschoolers lack ambition and initiative.
in what possible world can you build class consciousness without making it socially radioactive to blow up middleschoolers
this is the same argument people use to defend ICE
(besides which, stats show mostly its affluent middle class people joining the military)
this is the same argument people use to defend ICE
(besides which, stats show mostly its affluent middle class people joining the military)
March 3, 2026 at 2:55 PM
in what possible world can you build class consciousness without making it socially radioactive to blow up middleschoolers
this is the same argument people use to defend ICE
(besides which, stats show mostly its affluent middle class people joining the military)
this is the same argument people use to defend ICE
(besides which, stats show mostly its affluent middle class people joining the military)
I remember us middleschoolers making websites, flash animations, art. Did we do it poorly? Yes but god did we try
June 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I remember us middleschoolers making websites, flash animations, art. Did we do it poorly? Yes but god did we try
I'm a father of middleschoolers, so I understand that my perspective is niche.
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm a father of middleschoolers, so I understand that my perspective is niche.
Faust, but with Japanese middleschoolers. Show puches well above its weight.
April 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Faust, but with Japanese middleschoolers. Show puches well above its weight.
It's the absolute churlishness of every message that is wild to me. No professionalism. No understanding what you say will be read by many. It's like they are all bratty middleschoolers in the Government now.
October 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It's the absolute churlishness of every message that is wild to me. No professionalism. No understanding what you say will be read by many. It's like they are all bratty middleschoolers in the Government now.
I really hope the next chapter has a close-up of the main cast staring into the camera saying, "we're like 15 or whatever age middleschoolers are"
June 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I really hope the next chapter has a close-up of the main cast staring into the camera saying, "we're like 15 or whatever age middleschoolers are"
What a bunch of middleschoolers.
July 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
What a bunch of middleschoolers.
im gonna run for city council and my platform is gonna be "inject all middleschoolers with parasitic wasp eggs"
July 15, 2026 at 11:49 AM
im gonna run for city council and my platform is gonna be "inject all middleschoolers with parasitic wasp eggs"
I wouldn’t cheer the death of children at a Middleschoolers For MAGA camp.
July 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I wouldn’t cheer the death of children at a Middleschoolers For MAGA camp.
between bluesky and middleschoolers, I google an embarrassing amount of things people say.
September 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
between bluesky and middleschoolers, I google an embarrassing amount of things people say.
Doom note: when middleschoolers have swung toward believing 'humans can't make great art', the emergency response should be ramping up artskills training, and showing them art being made real-time.
Otherwise they'll be Techbro serfs.
Otherwise they'll be Techbro serfs.
Already run into kids who, when seeing my wildlife photos, exclaim 'that's AI'
I spotted this on Mastodon and I find it horrible, not least for the speed with which this has happened.
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Doom note: when middleschoolers have swung toward believing 'humans can't make great art', the emergency response should be ramping up artskills training, and showing them art being made real-time.
Otherwise they'll be Techbro serfs.
Otherwise they'll be Techbro serfs.
YIKES. 😳 Middleschoolers.
August 24, 2026 at 9:06 PM
YIKES. 😳 Middleschoolers.