baseball has two basic modes:
1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion
2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason
1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion
2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason
March 18, 2026 at 3:01 AM
baseball has two basic modes:
1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion
2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason
1. grumpy, slow-paced cotillion
2. drama avalanche where it feels like you’ve been kidnapped but in a way you enjoy for some reason
what cotillion dumpster fire did this dopey bitch just stagger out of
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
what cotillion dumpster fire did this dopey bitch just stagger out of
Harlem Debutante Cotillion, 1950s
June 20, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Harlem Debutante Cotillion, 1950s
Fun! Me & the other comedians who did the Riyadh comedy festival are getting paid 4 million Trump crypto-vapes each to perform at the inaugural White House ballroom cotillion!
October 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Fun! Me & the other comedians who did the Riyadh comedy festival are getting paid 4 million Trump crypto-vapes each to perform at the inaugural White House ballroom cotillion!
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Everyone knows soldiers take every opportunity to show off their cotillion skills.
August 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Everyone knows soldiers take every opportunity to show off their cotillion skills.
I've mentioned this before, but even *I* was invited to "debut" a cotillion at 17.
They'll invite ME, but not YOU.
Maybe sit with that :)
They'll invite ME, but not YOU.
Maybe sit with that :)
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I've mentioned this before, but even *I* was invited to "debut" a cotillion at 17.
They'll invite ME, but not YOU.
Maybe sit with that :)
They'll invite ME, but not YOU.
Maybe sit with that :)
I showed up to a formal cotillion in a Jedi costume
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of loser were you?
September 30, 2023 at 10:10 PM
I showed up to a formal cotillion in a Jedi costume
when the string ensemble is tuning up at the cotillion
Please be Walz.
August 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
when the string ensemble is tuning up at the cotillion
Sometimes I don't think I am particularly southern but then I remember I learned to shag at cotillion
April 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Sometimes I don't think I am particularly southern but then I remember I learned to shag at cotillion
“New Pope renting out the Sistine Chapel for a cotillion.”
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
“New Pope renting out the Sistine Chapel for a cotillion.”
Will I see you at the cotillion? I’ll be wearing a gown made from Bill Belichick’s hoodie sleeves
August 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Will I see you at the cotillion? I’ll be wearing a gown made from Bill Belichick’s hoodie sleeves
#copyediting
Did you know that you're as pleased not as the sweet stuff you might be served at a cotillion but as the homicidal Punch?
Did you know that you're as pleased not as the sweet stuff you might be served at a cotillion but as the homicidal Punch?
May 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
#copyediting
Did you know that you're as pleased not as the sweet stuff you might be served at a cotillion but as the homicidal Punch?
Did you know that you're as pleased not as the sweet stuff you might be served at a cotillion but as the homicidal Punch?
august 31st vs september 1st
September 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
august 31st vs september 1st
Anyone want to join my poster's cotillion?
May 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Anyone want to join my poster's cotillion?
Harlem debutante cotillion, 1950s
June 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Harlem debutante cotillion, 1950s
WHCA: oh pretty plz sire come to our news cotillion we swear we won’t roast you; we respect the office and want a cordial relationship built on mutual respect and,
President: I’m putting you on the death plane with the gay one and the Cuban one, buh bye losers
President: I’m putting you on the death plane with the gay one and the Cuban one, buh bye losers
August 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
WHCA: oh pretty plz sire come to our news cotillion we swear we won’t roast you; we respect the office and want a cordial relationship built on mutual respect and,
President: I’m putting you on the death plane with the gay one and the Cuban one, buh bye losers
President: I’m putting you on the death plane with the gay one and the Cuban one, buh bye losers
😂
The Gherkin Cotillion
The Gherkin Cotillion
This is why I can never take you seriously when you talk about pickleball. This is all I can imagine...a Pickle Ball.
August 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
😂
The Gherkin Cotillion
The Gherkin Cotillion
Cotillion was only days away, which meant Cordelia and Matthew were in crunch mode to be prepared in time for the cotillion ball.
As one of their last practices, it was important they went through all the potential dances that could be chosen for the graduation dance.
As one of their last practices, it was important they went through all the potential dances that could be chosen for the graduation dance.
January 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cotillion was only days away, which meant Cordelia and Matthew were in crunch mode to be prepared in time for the cotillion ball.
As one of their last practices, it was important they went through all the potential dances that could be chosen for the graduation dance.
As one of their last practices, it was important they went through all the potential dances that could be chosen for the graduation dance.
I went to a cotillion
to dance with a Brazilian
my pets are all reptilian
. last line goes here .
to dance with a Brazilian
my pets are all reptilian
. last line goes here .
August 31, 2024 at 5:15 AM
I went to a cotillion
to dance with a Brazilian
my pets are all reptilian
. last line goes here .
to dance with a Brazilian
my pets are all reptilian
. last line goes here .
I want to go to Worm Cotillion but I don't want to be yelled at like a worm! Too damn bad!
April 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I want to go to Worm Cotillion but I don't want to be yelled at like a worm! Too damn bad!
Cotillion made it so I have never had to do this.
it is the year 2025
I am thirty-nine years old
it is once again time to go on youtube to relearn how to tie a tie
I am thirty-nine years old
it is once again time to go on youtube to relearn how to tie a tie
March 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Cotillion made it so I have never had to do this.
the only time I have ever danced is when an old Peruvian man hassled me by the elbow at the homeschool cotillion where I was dressed as a Jedi
April 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
the only time I have ever danced is when an old Peruvian man hassled me by the elbow at the homeschool cotillion where I was dressed as a Jedi