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Real #philosophers drink, laugh, and admit they don’t know.

The rest just say ‘liminal’.

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#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #DeepThinking #AntiPretension #ModernPhilosophy #BarstoolWisdom #HonestThinking #ExistentialHangover
Why every self-proclaimed ‘deep thinker’ is just a jargon machine
When philosophy becomes performance art, and ‘depth’ means stacking buzzwords like empty shot glasses, it’s time to call everyone’s bluff.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Feeling broody?

Here are some more #books, #movies, and #drinks inspired by the most dramatic #philosopher ever, for anyone ready to toast to the abyss

🥃📚 Dive in here … tinyurl.com/4abwyany

#Nietzsche #Existentialism #ThinkDrinkRepeat #PhilosophyClub #drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher
If you liked Nietzsche, you’ll love these darker, weirder abysses
More books, movies, and drinks inspired by the most dramatic philosopher ever, for anyone ready to toast to the abyss
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November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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#Hungover? Don’t read #philosophy.

Especially not these 5 quotes … they’ll make your headache worse.

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#drunkphilosoophy #drunkphilosopher #QuotesThatHurt #Socrates #Descartes #Nietzsche #Rousseau
The 5 dumbest philosophical quotes to read while hungover
Five philosophical quotes that sound profound when sober but feel like punishment when you’re hungover. Don’t read them …but you will anyway
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September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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#Schopenhauer said life is pain.

I say pour a drink and make it spicy

#drunkphilosopher #thinkdrinkrepeat #existentialcrisis #absurdism
thinkdrinkrepeat.bsky.social Think! Drink! Repeat! @thinkdrinkrepeat.bsky.social · Jul 17
#Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a thesaurus

Dark academia meets happy hour

Perfect for the brooding, the brilliant, and anyone who's ever yelled “I’m fine!” while crying into their wine

Dive into that cosmic void in the latest post here: tinyurl.com/bdfh63zb

#drunkphilosopher
Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a bad attitude
Not all philosophers were wise sages. Some were just deeply committed to being bummed out.
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July 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Some people go to therapy. Others go to the bar.

The wisest go to both.

Here’s The Drunk Philosopher’s Starter Pack: tinyurl.com/3rztvv4j

#DrunkPhilosopher #drunkphilosophy #Existentialism #Absurdism #BookReccomendations #PhilosophyOfLife #Overthinking #Meaning #movies #satre #camus
The Drunk Philosopher’s Starter Pack: Essential books, movies, and spirits for the modern overthinker
A half-drunk syllabus for anyone who reads too deeply, drinks too much, and believes enlightenment comes somewhere between Lagavulin and late-night loneliness.
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October 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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#Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a thesaurus

Dark academia meets happy hour

Perfect for the brooding, the brilliant, and anyone who's ever yelled “I’m fine!” while crying into their wine

Dive into that cosmic void in the latest post here: tinyurl.com/bdfh63zb

#drunkphilosopher
Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a bad attitude
Not all philosophers were wise sages. Some were just deeply committed to being bummed out.
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July 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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#Overthinking is #procrastination with a PhD.

It feels productive, but it’s just fear wearing a top hat.

Hit send. Flip a coin. #Action beats #overanalysis 100% of the time.

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#DrunkPhilosophy #drunkphilosopher #JustDoIt #StopThinkingStartDoing
Why overthinking is just procrastination in a hat
Overthinking isn’t wisdom. It’s just a fancy way to procrastinate while convincing yourself you’re being productive. Stop thinking. Start doing. (After a drink.)
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August 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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#Persistence: the fine art of not quitting, even when the #universe keeps ghosting you. 🍷

Read the #SundaySermon here: tinyurl.com/bde8sbet

#DrunkPhilosophy #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #growth #justice #authenticity #Wisdom #Meaningoflife
Blessed are the stubborn, for they shall outdrink despair
A sermon for the beautifully exhausted, on the holiness of showing up, falling over, and getting up again (preferably before last orders).
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October 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Every “normal” thing you do … work, small talk, pants … is just a socially acceptable hallucination.

Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/zf8445r9

#drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #AbsurdPhilosophy #ModernLife #SocialConstructs #Existentialism #CollectiveDelusion #RealityCheck #society
Why every social norm is basically a shared hallucination
Reality isn’t real. It’s a social contract we all signed while hungover. Every ‘normal’ thing we do, from shaking hands to paying rent, is just a mass hallucination we agreed not to question.
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November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Modern #meditation isn’t about #enlightenment, it’s about pretending your brain isn’t a drunk raccoon in a dumpster.

But maybe the real #peace is found in laughing at your own messy thoughts.

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#drunkphilosopher #mindfulness
Meditation is just staring at a wall and trying not to lose it
Meditation isn’t a cure-all; it’s just staring at a wall while your brain heckles you. Why the wellness industry turned silence into a subscription.
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October 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The #Buddha probably never blacked out on tequila, but he still knew your mind was the real party starter ... or the hangover maker

Dive into some drunken Buddhist wisdom in the latest post: tinyurl.com/4byduswx

#Manifestation #PersonalPower #MentalHealth #AncientWisdom #drunkphilosopher
You think, therefore you're screwed … or enlightened … your choice
Buddha didn’t say life was easy. He said your mind is the beginning of everything. So maybe stop filling it with garbage and reruns of your worst thoughts.
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July 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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“If it’s free, you’re the product.”

Cute.

But you’re also the labour, the resource, and the test subject. 🥃

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#drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #AttentionEconomy #DigitalAddiction #ModernPhilosophy #Plato #digitaltwin #thealgorithm #digitallife
Why the “you’re the product” thing is only half the horror
They say: “If it’s free, you’re the product.” Cute. But the truth is worse: you’re not just the product, you’re the raw material, the factory, and the fuel that keeps the machine drunk on your atten
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October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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New series: Drunk #SundaySermons.

First up ... 1 soul, 2 loyalties, endless queues, and Wi-Fi that hates you.

Life’s absurd ... embrace it with a pint.

Our first #Sermon is up: tinyurl.com/bde2njyk

#DrunkPhilosophy #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #Absurdism #ModernLife #sundaythoughts
Blessed are the queue-jumpers, for they shall inherit the Wi-Fi
An absurdist sermon on scams, influencers, Wi-Fi, and why you can’t serve both your cravings and your ambitions without spilling your pint.
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September 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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#Debates used to be about truth.

Now they’re just performance art with caps lock. 🎭

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#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #hottakes #socialmedia #digitaldebate #rant #absurdmodernlife #internetphilosophy #Socrates #Plato #Aristotle
The internet ruined debates … now we just yell and call it a ‘hot take’
The internet turned debates into digital food fights. No nuance, no listening … just hot takes, ratios, and yelling. Philosophy deserves better than memes with megaphones.
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September 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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#Hope isn’t soft.

It’s brutal.

It’s dragging yourself out of bed when the world’s on fire.

It’s saying, “Fine, but I’m still here.” 🔥

Read today’s #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/5cvt7jes

#drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #sundaythoughts #Existentialism #Resilience
Blessed are the hangovers, for they shall outlast the party
Even when everything falls apart, and it will, something in us keeps showing up, choosing honesty and kindness over chaos. It’s not sainthood. It’s stubborn humanity.
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November 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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The #wellness industry: “Pay $12.99 a month for calm.”

#Reality: you can stare at drywall and panic for free.

Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/mwa3utx5

#drunkphilosopher #meditation #mindfulness #selfcare #enlightenment #Buddha
Meditation is just staring at a wall and trying not to lose it
Meditation isn’t a cure-all; it’s just staring at a wall while your brain heckles you. Why the wellness industry turned silence into a subscription.
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October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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💔 Wondering if #love is real or just brain chemicals?

Spoiler: it’s both. The #heartbreak hurts because it matters.

Pour a drink, toast the absurdity, and dare to love anyway, as the #drunkphilosopher (and a few dead ones) weigh in … read the latest post here: tinyurl.com/5xyhsk26
Does love even exist, or is it just brain chemicals?
Love: a glorious, heartbreaking cocktail of brain chemicals, bad decisions, and existential rebellion. Cheers to making it real anyway.
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May 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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#Debates used to sharpen ideas.

Now they’re just #hottakes, #memes, and yelling with Wi-Fi.

#Philosophy deserves better, but maybe it starts with shutting up, pouring a drink, & actually listening. 🍷

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#drunkphilosopher #socialmedia
The internet ruined debates … now we just yell and call it a ‘hot take’
The internet turned debates into digital food fights. No nuance, no listening … just hot takes, ratios, and yelling. Philosophy deserves better than memes with megaphones.
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September 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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You’re not being sold ... you’re being trained.

And you even clicked “I Agree.”

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#drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #AttentionEconomy #DigitalAddiction #ExistentialRant #ModernPhilosophy #Plato #digitaltwin #thealgorithm #digitallife
Why the “you’re the product” thing is only half the horror
They say: “If it’s free, you’re the product.” Cute. But the truth is worse: you’re not just the product, you’re the raw material, the factory, and the fuel that keeps the machine drunk on your atten
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October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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‘Everything happens for a reason,’ they said.

Sure … maybe that reason was to teach me not to text my ex after two martinis. 🍸

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#drunkphilosopher #Philosophy #Existentialism #Camus #Absurdism #AmorFati #Stoicism #Nietzsche #Satre #buddhism
What’s the best way to respond to someone who says ‘everything happens for a reason’?
A drunk philosopher contemplates destiny, chaos, and what to say when someone tries to comfort you with a cosmic cliché.
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October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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The world will collapse daily.

Your #courage, #effort, and #integrity are the only things that last.
Show up. Do the work.

Read the latest #sundaysermon here: tinyurl.com/5n7dvc8v

#drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #sundaythoughts #Chaos #Persistence #Endurance #Philosophy #philosophychat
Blessed are the stubborn, for they shall outlast the chaos
Even in the chaos, messy courage and persistent honesty outlast the arrogant, lazy, and careless.
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November 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Every ‘deep thinker’ with a podcast is just a thesaurus in a turtleneck.

Read the latest rant here: tinyurl.com/55nn9bct

#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #DeepThinking #ModernPhilosophy #BarstoolWisdom
Why every self-proclaimed ‘deep thinker’ is just a jargon machine
When philosophy becomes performance art, and ‘depth’ means stacking buzzwords like empty shot glasses, it’s time to call everyone’s bluff.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The #algorithm wants you predictable. Safe.

Be messy. Be absurd. Be drunk.

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#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #Absurdism #Kierkegaard #Camus #Diogenes #privacy #data
How to rebel against the algorithm (A survival guide)
A drunk Gen-X philosopher’s survival guide to rebelling against the algorithm … Kierkegaard, Camus, and Diogenes walk into a dive bar with tequila, mixtapes, and zero patience for Spotify.
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September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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The hardest part of #growingup is realising your younger self had to ignore you.

She wasn’t stupid … just unfinished.

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#drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher #LifeLessons #Philosophy #TimeTravel #Regret #Rebellion
If you could talk to your younger self, would they even listen?
A tipsy conversation across time ... on regret, rebellion, and why your younger self probably needed to ignore you to become you.
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November 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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If you feel like a #fraud, congratulations …

… you’re officially more self-aware than 90% of the population. 🍷

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#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #ImposterSyndrome #Socrates #Existentialism #Camus #Philosophy #Nietzsche #selfdoubt
Imposter syndrome is the only club you join by accident
Why feeling like a fraud probably means you're smarter, more self-aware, and more Socratic than you think … and you’re definitely not failing!!
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November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM